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by readin my journal you have given me temperary control over you mind
song today is turning japenes by the vapors

its not a poem but a series of jokes from demetri martin

i think they named a orange before they named a carrot.
what do we call this?
its orange so an orange
what about this
.......aw s**t.

i was walkin down the street and some guy waved at me. he walks up to me and says sorry i thought u were someone else
i look at him and say "i am"!

i saw this girl in the park she was cute so i started talkin to her. she had a dog and i asked if it bites. she said no then i asked "then how does he eat?"

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Post Permanent Link Jahh94 · Wed Dec 26, 2007 @ 04:01pm · 1 Comments
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    Wed Dec 26, 2007 @ 04:19pm


    love the jokes
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