by readin my journal you have given me temperary control over you mind
song today is turning japenes by the vapors
its not a poem but a series of jokes from demetri martin
i think they named a orange before they named a carrot. what do we call this? its orange so an orange what about this .......aw s**t.
i was walkin down the street and some guy waved at me. he walks up to me and says sorry i thought u were someone else i look at him and say "i am"!
i saw this girl in the park she was cute so i started talkin to her. she had a dog and i asked if it bites. she said no then i asked "then how does he eat?"