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Last night I wasn't online due to spending the night at my grandfather's house. That night, my bro, gramps, and I stayed up watching Chappelle's Show, and Bourne Supremacy. I seen Bourne Identity, but never got to watch the sequel, so I'm glad I did. The movie wasn't phenominal or anything, but it was decent. However every time I see Matt Damon, I start laughing because I am instantly reminded of that puppet of him in Team America. Matt Damon: "Matt Damon..."
Anyway, that morning we went to a family picnic. Picnics aren't really my thing, but I went anyway. I saw a lot of family members that I haven't seen in years. Most of them last saw me when I was just a little boy. They were shocked to see me as a grown man, college student, and the ability to grow facial hair. Lol. It turns out that most of my great uncles (grandfather's brothers) are like the senior citizen version of my brother, my cousins, and I. I grew up when video games were still considered for children. I started gaming when I was three, and gaming turned me into a natural competitor. Now, I am the obsessed, trash talking gamer you all know and tolerate. I'm serious, I was a little boy playing Double Dragon while talking s**t to the CPU. I was saying things like "I'm the greatest ever! You can't even touch me." As time passed, it only got worse. You play me in Super Smash Bros Melee, I'll be telling you how pathetic you are while I'm stomping you with Luigi or Link. mrgreen
And that's exactly how the old men are in my family. We were playing blackjack and dominos, and these old a** men were talking s**t the WHOLE game. "See, if you ever get enough skill as me, you'll be able to drink a little henessy AND win at the same time." "This is a man's game. A little boy like you can't handle this game." "You can lay any domino down that you want. I'm still gonna whoop on you." This is how they talk to me and each other. And judging by how I am now, I know I'm going to be just like that. A man in his 70's, kicking his grandchildren's asses in Playstation 34 and talking trash at the same time... and sipping a little vodka on the side. xd Oh well, at least I'll be happy. I know this because I'm always happen when winning, and I always win. Why? Because the Stryker will strike down any naive fool who thinks their skills are something even worth being proud about! twisted
 Jaiden Stryker · Mon Jul 11, 2005 @ 10:13am · 0 Comments |
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