Hah! Since you have now read this, a spider will crawl into your bed with you tonight and leave a large bite on your nose. Eventually, little baby spiders will sprout from it and you will be horribly disfigured for the rest of your life.
The only way you can stop this curse is dance around and sing "I'm a Barbie girl..."
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If you believed any of this bull, you will be bitten by a clown next time you go to the circus.
~out.
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