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the trick to vacations is not to have a good time at all, it's to be so miserable that when you get back to your old schedule, you'll think you died and went to heaven.

I went to Aruba... had a bad time there stare I'm allergic to something in the air there, dunno what, but it made my arms all bumpy and itchy to the point where I wanna carve the skin off my arms with a spoon. The people in the room next to mine had sex every other night and on the nights that they didn't rock the casbah, I got to listen to my parents have sex... which is... creepy stare it's very different from walking in on your parents having sex, because if you walk in on them, you yell WTF!? and then they stop, but if you can only hear them have sex in a different room, they don't stop crying and then there's my baby sister who slept in the same room I did... she clearly is afraid of my mom leaving, but I dunno, that's just a guess since she normally started screaming at the top of her lungs "mommy, mommy! don't leave me!!!" at 4 in the morning stressed I got very little sleep, tried not to go outside because it made my arms itch more, so I basically watched tv the whole trip. tv's not too bad, the hotel had HBO, but they played the same damn movie over and over again.

but now I'm back and life is gooooood cool