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--HOW TO ANNOY ITACHI---

1. Tell him he's a big push over.

2. When he's sleeping take all of his clothes

3. Ask him if he's gone through puberty yet.

4. Ask him if he has a crush on someone

5. Ask him why he has a poney tail

6. Spread rumors that he failed English class

7. Take him to a public drug store.

8. Call him "Freaky D" when he's in public

9. Give invites to people saying there's a wild house par-tay at Itachi's house tonight.

10. Call Sasuke in and make the two of them play bingo

11. Take Itachi to a nursing home

12. Set him up on a blind date with Pein

13. Eat his special cookie

14. Tell them there's something out the window and when he steps to see what is out the window push him out the window.

15. Prank phone call his house

16. Punk Him (is's when you play a trick on a person)

18. Constantly tell him he's really attractive.

19. When he uses the Mangekyo Sharingan on you say "PAPER BAG ACTION!" and put a paper bag on your head.

20. Tell him Sasuke is still small and cute

21. Ask him if he has "Natural Itachi Beauty"

22. Trow a cinder block at him

23. Ask him to give you how to act like Itachi lessons

24. Hug him.

25. Randomly say words out of the dictionary.

26. Mistakenly call him Ethan

27. Ask him he if wants to hear some bathroom jokes

28. Call up someone to give him a pedicure

29. Ask him where babies come from

30. Make up a game called "Itachi's Play House" and make itachi play it with you

31. Make a cute puppet of Itachi and shove it in his face

32. Ask him if he likes nuts

33. Take him trick-or-treating

34. Ask him if he always wears the black cloak thing even to bed

35. Make him play barbies with you

36. Spread rumors that he sucks eggs...

37. Tell Kisame to give him a hug for this birthday

38. Leave the water running in the bathroom

39. Lock Itachi in the bathroom

40. Ask him if he has contacts

41. Ask him if he can fly

42. Get a trained pigeon and make it fly over itachi's head and make it deposit "pigeon waste" on Itachi's head.

43. Ask Itachi what's the difference between a boy and a girl

44. Say Pudding everytime he says a something.

45. Ask him if he thinks he's cool

46. Toilet paper his room and house

47. Ask him to help with your homework

48. Ask him if he was ever has a girlfriend

49. Ask him what color his underwear is

50. Make him work at McDonalds for a week.

51. Tell Deidara to pop out of a box on Itachi's birthday every hour.

52. Push him in a pool.

53. Give him a cellphone and call him every 5 minutes.

54. Set his alarm clock to 2:30 A.M.

55. Take him to Babies R Us

56. Turn his room into a "Chill Zone" xD

THE END!

Works best if you are a girl

1.Walk up to him and say, "Hi!"
2. Cry for no apparent reason.
3. When he asks why, start a loud conversation with a rock about him being delusional.
4.When he tries to talk to you during this, say, "Shut up, I'm busy."
5. Throw bread rolls at him during dinner. Constantly
6. Put glue in his nail polish
7. Bake him muffins and start bawling when he doesnt eat them
8. Every time he asks and/or orders you to do something, ask him if he 'wants fries with that'
9. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
10. Buy him a pet fox that bites everyone except you and name it 'Kyuubi"
11. Clean out his closet and leave him pink dresses. Tell him it brings out the red in his eyes.
12. Clip things onto his ponytail when his back is turned without getting caught
13. Encourage him to 'Think nice thoughts'
14. Braid his hair
15. Call him 'Tachi-boo' when hes being evil.
16. Say random things.
17. Poke him at random times
18. Say Dun Dun Duuuuuun when he does ANYTHING, (like pick up a spoon.)
19. Destroy his room and when he asks why say "I was trying to find a piece of paper."
20. Ask him if you can throw things at him when he says no, do it anyway.
21. Give him frilly underwear, with Chibi Narutos all over them.
22. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
23. When you see ANBU or jounin scream 'LOOK!' and point at Itachi then run.
24. Keep changing your accent when talking
25. Sing 'Pop goes the weasel' and throw acorns at him while walking through the forest.
26. Scream and dive under your chair for no apparent reason.
27. Blame him for everything that happens (like the rain)
28. Get sharingan contacts and wake him up in the morning wearing them.
29. Ask for random every day things until he gives them to you
30. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
31. Cry when he doesnt wear them.
32. Dance the Funky Chicken
33. Pat him on the head and give him a cookie every time he succeeds in being evil.
34. Walk straight up to his face, stare at him for a long time with wide eyes and whisper "I can see you."
35. Yell, "SHUT UP!" at him when he's not talking
36. Attack him and stop at the last minuet and kick him in the shin then scream and fall to the ground holding your foot.
37. Tell him you know this Guidance Councilor in Konoha that can help him with his 'Anger Issues' be sure to do the finger quotes.
38. Ask him if you can borrow his cloak. If he says no take it anyway
39. Tell him that the cloak looks much better on you and dont give it back.
40. When he tries to take it away from you scream 'Rape' and draw a big crowd.
41. Keep asking, "watcha doin?"
42. When any girl walks by, grab him and yell "MINE!"
43. Ask him what his mother called him when he was little saying things like "I bet she called you Weaselykins!"
44. Go through mood swings for no reason
45. Run towards him screaming like an idiot then stop in front of him. Look at him with a weird face then kick him as hard as you can in the leg, then run screaming like a frightened little girl
46. When Kisame is gone say you're having shark fin soup for dinner if youre cooking
47.Buy him a Sasuke Stress ball
48. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes. Do this until he hurts you.
49. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
50. Ask him if he's a virgin--
51. --Ask him why
52. Hide his weapons
53. Steal his headband
54. Tell him Kisame did it.
55. Write him a theme song, sing it constantly
56. Read bedtime stories while hes trying to fall asleep like The ugly duckling
57. Make vague allusions to him having a relationship with Sasuke
58. Ask him if he works with Satan
59. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'
60. Sing the hamster song over and over again.
61. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you
62. ...at Christmas.
63. When he tells you to shut up stare at him blankly and drool
64. Decorate his room on Valentines Day
65. With lots of pink.
66. Bake Naruto, Sasuke, and Kyuubi shaped cookies.
67. Give him teddy bears
68. Call him 'Talky Mc.Topknot" When he says more than one sentence.
69. Ask his gender over and over again.
70. Say "Why do you have to be so mean?!" and produce fake tears and throw a tantrum when he threatens you.
71. Throw pudding at him
72 . Steal his boxers and wear them over your clothes for all to see
73.Take his cloak when at a different city, when he comes outside to murder you scream 'Sexy Man Alert!' Make sure there are many fan girls about.
74. In a middle of a busy street act like you're stalking him. Confront him every 5 minutes and say "Did you know Im stalking you?"
75. Comment on how the Uchiha Fan resembles a Ping-Pong paddle. Call him Ping-pong when addressing him
76. Call him Kittymonster and draw a cute little chibi Itachi kitty.
77. Photo copy it and post it all around his room.
78. Buy a kitty and name it Sasuke. Say lots of things that could sound inappropriate if taken in the right context, involving Itachi.
79. When you three are just sitting around scream 'BOLOGNA!' And run out screaming like an idiot. Come back five minuets later and sit down and act like nothing happened.
80. Run around screaming like a maniac, then stop and fall over onto your back, and get up and walk away like nothing happened when Itachi asks what's wrong.
81. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room and get it stuck in Itachis ponytail, or hit him in the face, which ever you prefer.
84: Insist on calling Itachi the 'Dancing queen'
85. On fathers day stare at him blankly for a long time before screaming "DADDY!" And try to hug him. When he sidesteps you start screaming and crying "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME DADDY?!"
86. Claim your best friend is a chunk of cheese named Herman
87. Make up a legend about a ninja penguin. Insist that 'its all true'
89. Purposely get knocked out a pretend to lose your memory. Insist on hanging around Itachi and cling to his robes like a little girl.
90. Throw slices of cheese at him. When you finally hit his face, yell "WOO!" and then run for your life.
91. Buy a cactus and coo at it, all the time. When Itachi insults it gasp and start ranting about him 'filling my babies head with such slander'
92. Have arguments with the cacti. After a few days scream 'I CAN'T LIVE WITH YOU ANYMORE!' Throw it out the window and storm out. (Get rid of the cacti when he's not looking) And when you come back trash the room and start screaming for your cactus. When you don't find it start crying as loudly as you can.
93 Lay his cloak on the floor and vacuum it. Everyday.
94. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
95. Stare at him for a while. When he addresses you point and laugh until you pass out.
96. Buy him a Chihuahua that barks, all the time. Make sure it bites.
97. Make a list of all the sins he ever did and read the list our loud and say "Yup. SOMEONES definitely going to hell. "
98.Make him smile by holding the ends of his mouth up with your fingers.
99.Ask him if you can barrow a tampon in public
100. Kiss him.

30 WAYS TO ANNOY ITACHI


1.CLAIM THAT THE ALMIGHTY ITACHI LISTENS TO THE BACKSTREET BOYS

2.PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN HIS AKATSUKI COAT

3.HUG HIM AT 5:00 A.M.

4.GET TOTALLY WASTED (NECCESARY FOR #5)

5.BARF ON ITACHI

6.CALL HIM WEASAL BOY

7.ACCUSE HIM OR BEING A GIRL

8.TIP SASUKE ON WHERE ITACHI IS

9.USE SEXY NO JUTSU ON HIM

10.PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT ITACHI IS GAY

11.TAKE FAKE GAY PHOTOS OF HIM KISSING KISAME

12.TELL A PACK OF RAPID FAN GIRLS WHERE THE AKATSUKI BASE IS

13.TAKE KISAME’S SWORD

14.PUT IT IN ITACHI’S BED

15.KEEP SINGING “POP GO THE WEASAL”

16.SHOW HIM A SASUKExITACHI STORY RATED M

17.RECORD HIS REACTIONS FROM THE STORY

18.RELEASE NARUTO AFTER THEY GOT HIM

19.CUT HIS HAIR WHILE HE’S SLEEPING

20.ALSO APPLY MAKEUP (LIP STICK, EYELINER, BLUSH, AND EYE SHADOW)

21.WHEN CAUGHT GIVE HIM THE PUPPY DOG LOOK

22.TELL HIM THAT THE REST OF THE UCHIHA CLAN DIDN’T DIE

23.THROW A PARTY IN HIS ROOM WHEN HE IS NOT HOME

24.KISS HIM INFRONT OF THE WHOLE AKATSUKI GROUP

25.MAKE HIM BLUSH

26.SAY THAT YOU HAVE PERVERT SENSES

27.THEN LATER TELL HIM THAT HE ALWAYS MAKES YOUR SENSES GO OFF

28.GET BABY PICTURES OF HIM

29.POST THE MOST EMBARRASSING ONES ON THE INTERNET

30.TELL HIM THAT HE IS THE KINDEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MEET

*********ITACHI’S REACTION AFTER READING THIS

“MUST……NOT………LOOK………AT………PUPPY………DOG………FACE!” ITACHI SAID THROUGH GRITTED TEETH. HE QUICKLY RUNS TO A MIRROR AND SCREAMS,”AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!” WHILE RUNNING HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS NOW SHORTER HAIR GRIMACING AT THE HOW TERRIBLE IT LOOKED. YOU COULD EASILY SEE TEARS RUSHING DOWN HIS FACE WITH RESEMBLING A WATERFALL. THEN THE AKATSUKI MEMEBERS CAME BY AND STARTED SNICKER SAYING MOCKINLY,” OH WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND ITACHI DID SHE ALREADY DUMP YOU.”


1. Tell him that he's beautiful.

2. Call him a midget.

3. Cut his ponytail.

4. Blame it on Kisame.

5. Give him a speech on the concept of "brotherly love".

6. Ask him the "what came first the chicken or the egg" question.

7. Ask him why he joined "the dark side".

8. Invite Sasuke over on his birthday.

9. Sing him the "Pop goes the weasel!" song.

10. Run around screaming "Sharingan!"

11. Narrate everything he does.

12. For two days straight.

13. Read him a list of his pairings.

14. Yaoi pairings.

15. Ask him why he has old lines on his face.