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All I can say is, thank god Monday is over. Not like Tuesday is any better.

I bought a bikini...it's only been what, 5 years since I wore one? God I was so fat.

******** this s**t, I need to go off on a tangent...Something to make my mind smile, since it spends so much time flogging itself...

So I got to thinking, what if Gordon Ramsay were to do an episode of "Kitchen Nightmares" at the Krusty Krab? What would that be like? He'd probably shout at Squidward for being a d**k, and tell Mr. Krabs to change the decor because he's got too much sunken ship crap all over the walls. And what about Spongebob? Would Gordon like the food? Or would he call it ghastly or shite? And who knows, maybe he'd find the kitchen unsanitary, what with all that grease and oil...What will await Gordon at the Krusty Krab? Find out on an all new episode of "Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares", only on the BBC!!