this isnt about anythng r body thank u,its late at night and i wake up cause i got a text,i read it and smile running to get dressed check myself in the mirrior brush my hair and point at myself sayin u my *****,sneak out the window so the parents can get some rest.my boys pull up in the lac so i run and hop in the bac then as soon a** i do the dude to my right poots its silent for a while because its a long distrubing sick a** fart after hes done,we laugh and take turns after a while we ridin in a damn fart mobile,we laughin like we high when we get to a stoplight
big mike comes up with an idea that we let loose at the same time,i shook my head and said no cuz together we will end the world man,he laughs and counts 1.2.3 and all u hear is the sound of three people shitting themselves and freezing while im laughing like a crackhead while yelling i told u so.we looked to the right to see ladys in the car looking disgusted but i know im the onnly one smellin and looking right so i step out spray myself with frebrees and ask them may i have a ride plz ladys while giving one of my best smiles,they giggle and nod while opening the back door i look to the three shitters and laugh with a shrugg then say i told u so
they give me a dirty look and flick me off while turning around to go change their draws,i look to the ladys with a smile and say tyvm they were incridably nasty in that damn truck,they smile and ask would u like ta go to the movies with us i nodd and say i might as well cuz i didnt get dressed for nothin,they nod and we speed off into the night.later on i return home with 3 numbers in my pocket(only to keep as friends cuz im not a playboy)i wave bye and turn to see headlights in my face and i say wtf man and here come my friends meanmuggin,im like oh s**t,they yell give us the numbers we know u have them r else we'll use these,they pull their soiled draws from a bag and swing them like xena the warrior ******** princess,i say u ******** nasty bastards and toss a rock before jumpin in my window,then tossin down a fake number here guys take em out ta dinna,they yell ur tha best man
while cryin me a river,just no more slingin shitty draws ok i say while they drive off
i laugh and say to myself damn they desprite before i get a text once again,i give a sigh while cursing to the air while i read it and it says we hate u u little b*****d evil cuz it turns out the fake number was a gay freaky transvestite after that i laughed myself to sleep rofl yes this is nasty dammit i got bored ok
 Crono the lone wolf · Fri May 30, 2008 @ 08:06pm · 1 Comments |
