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It was meh...
I just ate something in my mom's cooking ((which might I add was really delicious and could have been my last meal had they not taken me))
So I get this really really really REALLY bad stomach ache enabling me to walk. But I think it's just nothing you know? I probably ate too much or it's just gas.
After I was finally able to walk again ((thirty minutes later)). My scalp itched like friggen crazy! I could've been that I was on the rug so I dismissed it.
I took a shower and it felt really good! I still had the itchy scalp but I figure it'd go away. But during my shower I started getting little bumps as if a mosquito had bitten me on my face and neck and upper back.
By the time I finally get out of the god forsaken shower I have them EVERYWHERE!! And they were spreading faster than AIDS I kid you not. Within twenty minutes my entire body was covered in 'hives' ((since there's no better word for them)) and I'm over here putting on loads of medicine trying to get it to go away.
I couldn't it or it'd get worse ((I have red cuts where I did itch on my sides and back...ugly things really)) so now I'm doing some sort of ancient rain dance because I can't itch and I'm near tears it itches like hell.
So while I'm rolling around on my rug crying that it itches to my sister my dad walks in and tells me to get dressed because he's taking me to the hospital. And stop itching.
Yea I itched so bad I had a hard time putting medicine on. My sister helped me get dressed because I was clawing at my neck, face, sides, back, arms and legs. ((I have the ugly cuts as I've told you)).
So now I'm squirming my mom seat belting me and they drive to the hospital in like five friggen minutes. At this point I feel like I'm going to throw up, I had 25 mg of Benadryl in my body, and everything spinning.
We get to the hospital at about midnight ((I was now just itching my legs my upper body numb from my nails)) and it was pretty easily actually. Two nurses and three doctors. We'll call them Asian Nurse, Lady Nurse and Dr. Lego. Oh and Doctor German military.
((Since I'm in the military they sent a military doctor))
Okay so they do the whole weight and blood pressure thing on me and they place that funny clasp on my finger that looks at my heart rate I think.
Oh wait, I forgot to tell you. I walked out of the car to the hospital and my dinner ended up on the pavement. I find it funny how I look more at the color then what's in it. Plus rinsing my mouth out with water gave me this sickingly sweet smell...oh well. Someone ran over the light orange throw up with white chunks so it isn't my problem anymore.
Okay so now I'm lying in this bed in a gown that won't friggen close in the back with the blood pressure monitor that check on me every ten minutes to make sure it isn't too high or too low. And apparently it was really really low.
So what does Asian Nurse and Lady Nurse do?
They put IV drips in my upper arms, one on each side. Now apparently I'm like this close to fainting and my mom's in tears ((the crybaby. I kinda thought it was fun, in a weird life/death situation sorta way)). And at this point I'm talking to her as they leave that I'm fine and I'm alive and that's all that counts bladda bladda bah.
Okay now my lunch feels like saying hello so I tell my mom to grab a bucket and then Lunch comes up. Well it was kinda like stomach acid and a little bit of corn, the corn being the only thing solid in it.
What you don't wanna know what was in my puke? You guys are no fun. I'll tell ya'll anyways cause I like to share.
Okay so after the whole bile and corn part it's nothing but dry heaves which hurt. You're trying to throw up air basically. Rinsed my mouth out with water. Sickingly sweet taste. Lost all color to my face. Like five nurses and the doctor came in.
Now it gets foggy because I'm trying to stay awake but everything goes from black to color and the sound is all foggy so bear with me.
Let's see...Oh yea they stuck a ^*%$@!# tube up my pee hole ((which ladies, hurts really really really really x 1000 bad)) because I couldn't walk at all let alone sit up without passing out, thus they want to make sure I stay on the bed. And to be honest I kinda forgot it was there until they took the thing out later.
And they gave me two shots. One of Benadryl ((so now I have 50 mg of that stuff)) and something that starts with an A...Atarax or something. Yea they put it in my butt on both sides!! It's not as sore anymore but still...
Okay but the tube...My...eh...heart rate I think was really low or my blood pressure. Whatever it was wasn't good. I think like 30 over 10 or something. It's all foggy I don't remember all the details. You'd prolly hafta ask my dad or mom what happened during these time periods since I remember so little.
I did go a little delusional thinking Dr. Lego was my dad, I realized it was later on before mom told me that he wasn't.
So after the whole panic frenzy some weird old bald guy who looks similar to the autopsy dude from CSI Las Vegas walks in telling me he needs to draw blood. So he draws blood from one arm when Asian Nurse comes in saying he needs to put ANOTHER IV in me. So the CSI looking dude says okay, save him a needle. So he draws the blood, gives it to CSI dude and sticks the IV into me this time on my upper arm and takes out the other two.
The other two were pure water so when they took those out and put in this one it was Sugar water. ((and they thought I wasn't listening...morons)) So I was getting better again. So Asian Nurse comes in saying that they can discharge me tonight ((which was like one in the morning now)) and so we all agree and I sit up, change back into my normal clothes but apparently my body refuses to sit up because I lay back down sideways on the verge of either falling asleep or fainting.
So now I'm losing the color to my face again, they undress me again, they put the evil gown on me again, and then they put some antibiotics with the sugar water so it goes in evenly and I'm back to lying down. Luckily no tube. That's good.
Okay after all that it's about meh...one thirty? I don't know ask my parents and I can't fall asleep. Remember I have 50 mg of Benedryl in my system and it isn't working. So I'm just lying there talking ot my dad when Dr. Lego comes in saying they'll need to do a pelvic test.
I don't care. I figure it's like a physical you know? So they cart me in my bed and IV to another room where I get on a new bed, my drips going onto a new holder, and Dr. Lego is there with Lady Nurse.
Okay they pull out something resembling some sort of cooking supplies my mother uses, put what I'm guessing is lube, and they friggen ram that thing in me and it hurt!!
I am never having kids I kid you not.
I will friggen adopt! It hurt and I never want it to happen again!
Anyways they do a pelvic exam because I told them about the tampon thing about a week ago and since my white blood cells are off the charts they make sure nothing was left behind that causes this.
Okay so we finish the painful part and now most of it is pretty much over.
Now I'm back in my room laying there staring at the ceiling my mom in it again ((earlier was my dad)) and I'm bored out of my skull.
Oh yea, they needed to take blood to make sure there wasn't any bacteria and whatnot...
Okay so nothing really important happens and they move me to a new room again. By now it's like seven in the morning. So I'm laying there and another nurse walks in with bright red curly hair. She asks me questions "Do I drink/smoke/have sex blah blah blah again. Apparently the crap I needed to know that the doctor or nurses wouldn't tell me is that I have bacteria in my blood stream and urinary tract. ((by the way it burns when I had to use the bathroom after they took that tube out)).
But whatever. They serve me breakfast and they wheel me out to the car.
End of story.
So now I take three different medications for my problems.
Oh yea we were there from midnight till eight in the morning. Luckily Uncle Sam pays for all this! because it'd be like...2000? 25000? Iuno but more then we can afford.
 Your Missing Period · Thu Jun 12, 2008 @ 10:53pm · 3 Comments |
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