I swear all of this is true and unmade-up.
So I'm on the city bus, getting home from school, and it's packed. I'm finally almost home when some jerk-off trucker has parked his ********, 50 ton semi-truck in the middle of the damn street. So the bus drives around him. I'm pretty close to my stop so I get off there. I walk up to the truck with my friend Greg and the truck is rocking back and forth. We look in the window and this huge, fat, greasy, slimy guy is having sex with this extremely atractive woman. He see's us, opens his door, and tells us to go away. Only one word slips out of my mouth. "How?" The man smiles at me. "Peanut butter." He says, while this extremely beautiful woman winks at us.
So, all you guys out there. Peanut butter is the answer to your romance problems. Apperantly, offering an attractive woman peanut butter means she'll ******** you on the spot.
Jin-of-the-Kazama Community Member 
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