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	God, I hate blogs.
	God, I hate blogs.


Blogs suck so much. Journals are the same fearkin thing. Yes, 'fearkin,' its the new gansta way of saying "freakin." Actually, no, I'm just too lazy to actually go back up there and fix it. Really. So I work at a library now. $1000 a semester. But anyway, I had to reorganize a bunch of children's books today. Man, do you know some of the titles? I'll list off a few that scared the crap outta me. Kids should totally not be reading these. 1. Sex for kids. 2. Learning your body parts! by Vagin (that last name scared me for a sec.) 3. I can eat dinosaurs, and you can too! I bet children have tried eating those plastic statues of dinosaurs and just dropped dead. You know what they put down on their gravestone? I bet God's laughing now. Did you know 3 different authors wrote Dr. Seuss books? Yeah, imagine finding that out as a kid. Jesus. They barely try to hide it too! What pity. In other news, Ra had to leave her month-long visit here. I have four things to say to her habits. 1. Wtf, socks? 2. WHY DO YOU USE SO MUCH SHAVING CREAM?!? 3. No, YOU finished that last toilet paper roll! 4. You just lost the game. So, needless to say, potatoes are from the devil. Kanra23 · Wed Aug 06, 2008 @ 04:30am · 0 Comments


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