Well hello there, world.
My name is Juice. Well, actually, my real name is Madison King. Some of you may have seen my other account, where I called myself Melissa or Nova Kaiser. Well, suck it up. Honestly, I am not 21 year old Melissa, nor 21 year old Nova Kaiser who goes to Yale. Yale is too expensive, considering I are very poor.
No, I am not kidding. My family is very poor. They're making retarded financial choices. Like, I swear, I'm 12 and I figured out that they shouldn't have bought two cars each with a value of 12,000.00 dollars, that they should take me out of piano because it is a worthless skill that costs far too much, and they should quit smoking and drinking, because I believe EATING is far more ******** important.
Whoops, sorry about that.
So yeah. I'm Madison king and I'm twelve years old. I have brown hair, blue eyes, and when there's an awkward silence, I'm always the girl who says 'so...how 'bout them bears?' and sends the whole group bursting into laughter.
Yup, that's me. So, some facts...
IS:The true definition of music whore.
ISN'T:A plastic, preppy, primpy, fru-fru, monotonous stupid slut.
IS:A b***h.
DOESN'T:Act her age.
SHOULD:Get some real help
ISN'T:The socialite of the year.
I'M:Addicted to my venti, double chocolate chip frappucino with extra whip cream, chocolate sauce and semisweet chocolate shavings, courtesy of Starbucks*
DOES:Have freckles. : D
So yeah. Right now, I'm working on getting my account back. With the help of some special software I pirated (that still needs more downloading time. o.o) I will get it all back and more, don't you worry. [ grins evilly twisted ]
Bwahahaha. And stuff. :3
So, comment or I shall eat you. And donate, or face the wrath of my giant brick.
DO IT.
: D
My name is Juice. Well, actually, my real name is Madison King. Some of you may have seen my other account, where I called myself Melissa or Nova Kaiser. Well, suck it up. Honestly, I am not 21 year old Melissa, nor 21 year old Nova Kaiser who goes to Yale. Yale is too expensive, considering I are very poor.
No, I am not kidding. My family is very poor. They're making retarded financial choices. Like, I swear, I'm 12 and I figured out that they shouldn't have bought two cars each with a value of 12,000.00 dollars, that they should take me out of piano because it is a worthless skill that costs far too much, and they should quit smoking and drinking, because I believe EATING is far more ******** important.
Whoops, sorry about that.
So yeah. I'm Madison king and I'm twelve years old. I have brown hair, blue eyes, and when there's an awkward silence, I'm always the girl who says 'so...how 'bout them bears?' and sends the whole group bursting into laughter.
Yup, that's me. So, some facts...
IS:The true definition of music whore.
ISN'T:A plastic, preppy, primpy, fru-fru, monotonous stupid slut.
IS:A b***h.
DOESN'T:Act her age.
SHOULD:Get some real help
ISN'T:The socialite of the year.
I'M:Addicted to my venti, double chocolate chip frappucino with extra whip cream, chocolate sauce and semisweet chocolate shavings, courtesy of Starbucks*
DOES:Have freckles. : D
So yeah. Right now, I'm working on getting my account back. With the help of some special software I pirated (that still needs more downloading time. o.o) I will get it all back and more, don't you worry. [ grins evilly twisted ]
Bwahahaha. And stuff. :3
So, comment or I shall eat you. And donate, or face the wrath of my giant brick.
DO IT.
: D
Fallen leaves, Fallen leaves, Fallen leaves, on the ground...
