Mello:O_e -stares at kids- ...im going to be such a terrible father... I'd wake up Matt, but he just pushed three babies through his bum...he deserves to rest. =___=
Matt: *wakes up* = 3 = whaaa?
Mello: MATTT! -glomps- ;_; you've got three more babehs!
Matt: *takes the yellow and white haired babies* O w O The white haired one looks like me 8D and the yellow haired one looks like you > w <
Mello: -huff, crosses arms- teh white haired bebe ish not mine.
Matt: Wait....where's my other baby!?!?! DDDx what did you do to him!? *scares the crap out of both kids and they start crying* > 3 <
Mello:O_e nu nu nu! it's okay! -pulls other kid from under bed- ^_^''' seee? he was just playing... -glares at babies- make them stop crying please... >.>
Matt: e__o *sighs* I cant sing though D= you sing them to sleep
Mello: blush- im not singing! -pokes baby- shush!
Matt: O 3 O Geez sing! D< im tired and I wanna sleep too! *all of them cry* > 3 <
Mello: O_O''''''''''''''
-buiries face in pillow- ...fine, you little... >.>
-reluctantly sings lullaby-
Matt: Takes them before I fall to-*imediatly falls asleep*
= 3 =
Mello: ... -poke poke- O_e this has to have been one of teh weirdest days of mah lyfe. @_@ -flops on bed- MINE
Matt: Matt-*wakes up = 3 = ..... *is still holding kids* One of them already has a name so you get to name the other two 83 the red an Yellow haired one
Mello: -pokes blond beybe- i shall call joo Edward. -pokes red beybe- and chu will be Sage. 8D -proud smile- those are my two favorite names! be honored that you nao have them. xD
Matt: O 3 O yes they will score when they get older 8D Hoefully O 3 O ..... ..... they are quiet now O w O watcha wanna do while they are sleeping? ~ w O
Mello: -blink- joo just popped out three baybees. O_e hate smex is totally not an option. xD -poke- i didn't even know joo could get pregnant... next time i screw chu, imma have a comdom. 8D
Matt: O 3 O i wasnt thinking that D< you think im some whore?!
Mello: -cough- noo... -whisper- even tho joo have like 344783 more beybees... -shifty eyes-
Matt: D= I have 6 thank you very much 3 of them are dead TT 3 TT now that I had 3 more I have 6 83
Mello: 8O six baybees? xD i only has three. may your dead children RIP.
._____________.
Matt: my dead....kids? *cries hystericly while other kids begin to cry*
Mello: NUUUUUU!!! O_e -pokes your nose- don't cry! >.< chu are making the kiddies upset!
Matt: *calms down* it didnt happen that long ago! DDx like about 2 days ago! Kids still crying*
Mello: -glomp- im sorry... -cuddles neck- >.< i didnt knu! -stares at baybees- ...shush now! -stick pacifier in-
*They spit it out and still cry* Matt- ; - ; I-I-Im sad now DDx
Mello: ;_; -locks myself in closet- dunt bother me!!!
Matt: D= but I cant do anything to stop them! DDx i cant move!
mello: .... -picks up Sage- you, shush! -gives stuffed rabbit- Matt: *doesnt do anything with it*
Matt grabs one kid and then the other*
; - ;
Mello: @_@ nuuuu... i dunt knu how to raise children! or how to make them stop crying. ;_; -falls on floor- >.<
Matt: *both kids top crying in Matt's arms* O 3 O I didnt do anything your maybe holding him wrong D= Mello: ...;P -flips sage over in arms- urm... -flips him over again.- ...how do i hold him?! O_O
Matt: is crying more*
Puts down kids in crib on their tummies* Gimme! 83
Mello: O_e;; -hands over sage-
Matt: *holds right* O 3 O Ummm i dunno why it thinks im so comfy *is calming down*
Mello: @_=;; it's because my own baybe hates me. -dies a little on the inside-
Matt: Nu ; - ; You just hold the wrong OMFG I hope they dont tell me to- *nurse comes in* tme to breast feed Matt-No F***IN WAY!! >.< Mero do i have to?
Mello: -wiked smile- aww... -cuddle- of course Matty! how else are our babies going to get nutrients? >8D
Matt: ; - ; B-but Mero! I cant! > 3 <
Mello: ... -poke yer chest- how come? is it cause joo dunt have boobies? D8
Matt: Nu ish scary > 3 < and it turns me on buit when i noes babies are doin it it makes me feel like a *****
Mello: ... O_e -super blush- neh... o-oh kay... juu dont have to if chu dunt wanna...
Nurse: she's got to
Matt: D=
awwww
Mello: -cough cough- right, Matt. -blush- so... take off yer shirt i guess... O_e and then...they'll -nose bleed-
Matt:*Face flushes*
*Begins to take off shirt until*
Nurse: sir,she dont want you to watch
=^_^=
Matt: ;/////;
Mello: -runs out of room- @_@
*minutes later*
Nurse: Okay you may come in =^_^=
Matt: @/////@
Mello: ^/////^ soo...-cough- how was the...-blush- breast feeding?
Matt: *face flushed*
Mero-chan I want a hug! *chest bare* >////////<
Mello: ah! O/////O -takes a step backwards- nuuu! you're going to get boob milk all over mee...
Matt: D< WTF no I wont! *grabs knife* say that agan an I will shove ths down my throat e__o
Mello: NUUUUUUUU!!!!! O_O -tackles- hugs for you!
Matt: *puts down knife* > 3 < *hugs back*
Mello: whew! ^_^; -huggles back- soooo... is Matty still moody and sore from being pregnant? D8
Matt: im not sore but you thought I was moody? e__o I am moody! DDx *cries*
Mello: D8 oh nues! -cuddle- nooooo you're not moody! it was just a side effect of being pregnant. ^_^ -ruffles hair- joo're still dead sexy tho. ;O
Matt: x3
yay
Nurse- Oxo
Matt- = 3 = I dun wanna get pregnant no mores
Mello: xD and i dunt want anymore kids. ._____.
Matt: someone might get me though D= like Light Dx or some nun
Mello: 8O GASP! NO WAI! D;< imma beat them up.
Matt: = 3 = *Falls asleep* *Takeo Starts to cry*[white haired]
Mello:.... .... .... .... O_e oh nuuuu..... -pokes you- Matt.... how do i get him to be quiet? OwO `~The End~'
Author's note: Remeber kids! Don't get preg! 8D
Matt The Whore · Sat Aug 30, 2008 @ 09:33pm · 0 Comments |