Vol. 4
Destruction of Dante’s office……
Trish walks into Dante’s office
Patty: hello Trish…why are you here
Trish: to show Vergil that there is such a thing as bad luck
Patty: ooook…Dante is not here right now but make yourself at home….
Trish: Sure…..(looks around then sit on Dante’s desk)
Vergil walks into the office.
Trish jumps up and her foot hits the desk’s leg….it breaks.
Trish: O.o….ehm….
Vergil: What did you do?!?!?!
Trish (looks at Vergil): nothing…..
Trish leans back onto the broken desk and her arm bumps into the bowl of cookies.
The bowl starts spinning like a top…Trish tries to catch it….
Lady walks into the office…..
Trish looks up at Lady….the bowl falls on the floor and the cookies crumble all over the floor.
Lady stares at the broken desk, then Trish, then all the cookies crumbs and back to Trish
Lady: what happened here and where did all the cookie crumbs come from?!?!?
Patty: the cookies were a gift to Dante…..but it said the cookies are for all of you guys
Dante walks into his office
Dante stares at his broken desk with his mouth wide open
Dante: what the hell happened to my desk……..Trish!!!
Trish: I swear, I did nothing to your cheap desk
Dante: that desk is not cheap……and where did all the cookie crumbs come from???
Patty: (sighs) It is a gift for all the people in this room
Trish walks over to Dante’s jukebox….
Dante: You probably shouldn’t touch…..
The jukebox makes a funky sound then sparks come flying up
Dante: …. That >.<
Trish sighs: I just wanted to play a song…..>.<
Dante: don’t touch my stuff anymore….!!!!!!!
Trish stands still
Aggravated with his visitors Dante goes online and finds that dumdum is on
Dante logs in
Dumdum: So what have u been doing Dante….?
Dante: nothing much…..just Trish breaking all my stuff ;;
Dumdum: how is she doing that?
Dante: Don’t know but she says shes having bad luck since the date
Dumdum: The date?
Dante: yeah….she went out with Vergil. And me and lady….
Dumdum: did u go anywhere special….
Dante: well… the queen mary….y?
Dumdum: just asking questions to get to know u better
Dante:…….whatever
Dumdum: y did u go on a double date?
Dante: y does it matter??? (getting mad at Vergil and Trish)
Dumdum: just asking……if she got bad luck and you all were there…..doesnt that mean you’ll all have bad luck?
Dante: maybe……>.<……never thought of tha…….
Trish ripped out the cable and disconnects the computer
Dante: Why did you do that?!?!
Trish: I’m sorry…… I tripped over an ant…..>.<
Dumdum:……………………hello any one on………Dante????
Patty stares at Trish
Patty: Do you know how long it took me to clean up in here Trish?
Trish: I am sorry….it’s the bad luck…..
Patty gets mad
Patty: You should take that bad luck and get out of here…..(sigh) that mess…..
Dante: Jeeze, Patty…..don’t have to be that rude…..
Lady and Trish look at each other then start for the door, Vergil glares at Patty….
Patty glares right back…and smacks Dante on the back of the head, with the other hand pointing at the door
Pouting Dante grabs Vergil and drags him out of the office
Patty follows them, putting a sign on the door…..CLEANING - come back later
Dante: ok … NO more meetings at my office…..EVER!!! I guess we should go to the bar…I need a Sunday.
Slowly they stroll down the street on the beautiful sunny day.
Trish walks close to Vergil.
Suddenly her heel gets stuck on a vine and she trips, falling onto Vergil.
Vergil hits the ground and gets knocked unconscious.
Dante stops, stares at Trish, chuckling, then at Vergil…breaking out in laughter.
Dante: It’s a lot funnier when your bad luck hits him
Trish gets up and pats the dust off her pants.
Trish: well …. That might be….but you still gonne have to carry him now ;P
Dante looks at her disgusted
Dante: Why should I?
Trish: Want me to call your dad?
Trish is holding Vergil’s cell phone up, her finger resting on the speed dial for Sparda
Cursing under his breath Dante picks up Vergil with a loud slap on the head, then starts dragging him along,
After about half the way following the girls, Trish gets tired of Dante being so slow and turns around
Trish: Hurry up already….i’m thirsty….
Lady chimes in: Are we there YET?
Dante drops Vergil, who moans loudly
Dante: You carry him then
Dante walks away…takes Lady’s arm and heads towards the bar
Trish: HEY….WAIT
Trish tries to pick up Vergil…but drops him again
Trish: Guys…..he’s HEAVY……GUYS…..>.<
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