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Vol. 5
Vol. 5

In the bar

Dante gets a phone call.

Dante: ehm….Hi dad…..what’s up

Sparda: Oh, not much. You eating Sundays again?

Dante: Yeah….they have the best in town here.

Sparda: Your brother have any yet?

Dante: How should I know?

Sparda: Time to buy Vergil one of your strawberry Sundays then….or two…

Dante: … but why…..why do I have to buy him one?

Sparda: He’s your brother?

Dante: So what….not like I picked him ….

Sparda: You buy him one…end of discussion.

Sparda hangs up the phone

Dante mutters: but why me….why do I have to buy him one >.<

Lady: What are you mumbling?

Dante and Lady enter the bar.

They see Nero sitting on a bar stool.

Dante: what are you doing here Nero?

Dante slaps Nero on the back.

Nero: I got a message to meet over here …..

Dante: from whom?

Nero: Orange….he send me this package by carrier…..cute huh?

Nero plays with the bow on the gift box.

Dante: Don’t open that ….

Nero: But why not?

Lady: Because it is evil!

Dante: and it will slice your ears off…

Nero looks at Lady.

Lady nods.

Nero: you pulling my leg….

Dante: No….should we?

Nero: oh….i got something for you…..

Nero pulls out his cell phone and sends a message. Dante’s phone starts playing “Bad Boy” by Cascada.

Lady stares at Dante in surprise.

Lady: nice ring tone….should send it to me 

Dante ignores the comment and looks at the message.

Nero opens the bow on his box. The lid pops open.

Lady screams: NOOOOOOOOO…….

Nero and Dante reach for their weapons.

Lady: I can’t believe you opened that.

Nero: But it’s just a cookie.

Lady: Dr. McCookie doesn’t know what JUST a cookie is >.<

Nero: Who’s Dr. McCookie.

Dante: The psychopathic moron Orange…..

Dante chuckles.

Lady tries to take a look at the picture, but Dante closes his phone.

Dante: Nice Nero, where did you get that?

Nero is poking the cookie.

Nero: oh……I got it by e-mail.

The cookie pokes Nero.

Nero nearly falls of the bar stool, starring at himself in cookie form.

Dante: This will be one nice blackmail item.

Dante grins mischievous.

Lady: What is?

Dante: oh never mind you……

Lady glares at him.

The bell on the door rings, Trish and Vergil enter.

Vergil’s coat is trenched.

Lady: oh don’t tell me it’s raining……

Dante looks out the window then at Trish.

Dante: Did you drop him into a puddle Trish?

Lady: There were no puddles on the way…….

Everyone sits down at a table, including Nero

Trish: Vergil do u believe in bad luck now

Vergil: no

Lady: Why are you all wet then?

Vergil: That wasn’t bad luck, that was Trish……

Everyone stares at Trish
Trish: well I had to get you up somehow….you’re too heavy to carry >.<

Cindy walks up to the table…..

Cindy: hi Dante…..what do you guys want today

Cindy puts the strawberry Sunday in front of Dante

Dante: A second one of those……

Trish: I just want tea….tea and a brownie

Lady: same here, tea and a rice crispy treat.

Cindy: Shouldn’t you wait with the second one til you’re done with that, Dante?

Dante: No, ….. I mean yes…..Give Vergil a Sunday…..

Vergil: and cookies…..why are you getting me a Sunday, Dante?

In unison Lady, Trish and Dante yell: NO cookies…….

Cindy looks confused but shakes it off and goes to get their order.

Dante: I am not getting you one, because I want to ;P. Dad told me to. It’s so not the older sibling thing to rat one out to the parents…you know Vergil?

Vergil: What? … I didn’t tell Dad anything.

Dante: Good, because if you do…..

Dante takes out his cell phone and sends a message to Vergil.

Cindy serves up the goodies.

Vergil bites into a strawberry and nearly chokes when he sees the picture on his phone.

Nero’s cookie looks puzzled, jumps up on the glass and steals a strawberry.

Trish: What is it Vergil?

Nero gives him a couple of hits on the back, making him cough harder.

Lady shakes her head and hands Vergil her glass of water.

Dante tries to grab a bite of Trish’s brownie but hits the glass.
The water pours over Vergil.

Trish: See….BAD LUCK…..

Nero’s cookie chews a bite of the strawberry, grimaces, spits out the bite and heads for Lady’s rice crispy treat.

Vergil: ugh…..it’s not…..choke….bad luck…..cough…..Dante did that on purpose.

Dante: Did not.

Nero: You could have.

Vergil: He did….cough.

Dante: Did not……who’s side are you one anyway, Nero?

Nero: There is a side?

Vergil and Dante: Yeah….

Nero: Lady’s then…..

Nero’s cookie picks on the rice crispy. His arm getting stuck on the marshmallow cream. It shakes his head and moves on to Trish’s brownie.

Lady: Keep me out of this……..

Dante: But you held the glass there.

Vergil: But you spilled it Dante….

Trish: It’s the bad luck…..

****other guest in the bar: I wonder how many hits that would get on youtube****

Nero’s cookie grabs a bite of the brownie. It decides it likes the brownie and whistles.

Suddenly all the conscious cookies crawl from pockets and bags from all the people of the table and head for Nero’s cookie.

Nero stares at the cookie parade.

Nero: Guys……?

Vergil and Dante keep arguing with each other. Lady and Trish commenting in between.
The cookies all sit down around the brownie plate and Nero’s cookie hands out pieces of brownie.

Nero: Hey ….. look…..

Trish bumps Nero’s arm: shhhhhhh

Nero: But look…….GUYS……

Vergil and Dante: WHAT?

Nero: The cookies……are they supposed to do that?

Trish: My brownie…….

Lady: I told you it’s evil!

Trish: They are eating my brownie……

Trish jumps up: MY BROWNIE…..

The table wobbles and all the cups fall over. Vergil’s Sunday falls on him, mixing with the Water from earlier.

Dante laughs and accidentally hits his empty Sunday glass. It sliders across the table, breaks on the edge.

Vergil hits the table, littered with glass: Dante…stop…….OUCH

Vergil pulls his arm up and accidentally hits Trish, knocking her out.

The cookies continue to leisurely break crumbles of the brownie and eating the pieces.

Cindy: Everything ok?

Lady: Call 911

Dante: Yeah they are fine….she just didn’t like how the brownie crumbled….

Cindy calls 911 anyway.

The glass won’t come out of Vergil’s arm and Trish is out for the count.

Dante keeps laughing harder and doesn’t feel a bit sorry.

To be continued





 
 
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