I was forced out of my sound sleep at 2:30 AM
So I could go to Wal-Mart at 4:00 on ******** BLACK FRIDAY (I will NEVER in my life to that again. It was utter hell. And if you're going to go to Wal-Mart at some weird a** time you do it on a day when no one will be there, it's a lot more fun that way)
Then I went home and got I don't even know how many happy hours of sweet sleep.
But then I was forced back into consciousness.
And then I watched Family Guy.
And then my cousin hooked up her webcam to her laptop. Many of you have heard the infamous story involving that thing. (If you're one of the people I told about this, you probably think you know where this is going, well I thought I did too, but trust me, there's a twist that you won't be expecting.)
And then starts IMing a certain guy-friend of hers, we'll call him fugly guy, that's a good name for him. Well fugly guy just so happens to be the guy from that infamous story, and just so happens to have a webcam too.
And of course, the first thing we see him do on this webcam is start smoking pot.
Then he turns it off and says he's eating and doesn't like people watching him eat. (And this isn't important, but I laughed when this happened, cause he had the munchies! xd Okay, funny ends there.)
That's all fine and dandy, I guess that would be kind of awkward, people watching you eat on a webcam.
But then he says he's getting ready to strip. (You probably still think you know where this is going, and at this point I thought I did too, but I was wrong, and you are wrong)
She starts an argument, she wants him to turn it back on. She has bad taste, she always has, and she finds fugly guy sexy somehow, and is desperate to see his junk.
And here comes that twist I mentioned.
He didn't want to see her.
He wanted to see me.
I guess when you're high I don't look like unidentified animal puke.
But I didn't do it.
1) I don't care about fugly guy's p***s, I'd prefer if he kept it where it belongs and away from cameras.
2) I'd rather keep my girl parts where they belong and not show them to random strangers that I don't know.
So yeah, I put up with that, along with all the same s**t she normally does every time I see her.
By now I am seriously considering lying to them and saying that I'm dating a black girl so those people will ******** disown me and I won't have to deal with them in my life anymore.
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