So I know no one reads this.
But I enjoy writing things =D
So....
yeah.
Chris: " I CANT WAIT FOR DEER SEASON AGAIN!!! D<"
Me: "Rabbit season."
Blake: "Duck season."
"Rabbit season"
"Duck season"
"Rabbit season."
"Duck season."
"Rabbit season."
"Rabbit season."
"Duck season."
Blake: "HAHA I WIN!"
Me: DAMN!
*Later*
Blake: And the bebe never came out of the crows butt.
Me: EWW REALLY?!
Blake: I kid you not.
Me: I kid you not?
Chris: I kid you not.
Me: *Laughing* WOW YOUR LOSERS XD
*LATER*
Emily: "We should make a anti drug video..."
Me:"Why?"
Emily: "250 BUCKS THATS WHY!"
Me: "Gasp! Good point."
Later...
Me: "Okay Emily here is the outline for our video."
Drugs....They do terrible things to your brain...
Crack can ruin your life...
Would your like to end up like this person?
Me: *Goes to drug dealer* You got the stuff?"
Dealer (Emily): Got the money?
*I take Cocain*
Me: *Shoves face into bag and come out with a white face*
Oh yeah...thats the good stuff.
Cocain kills your brain cells...
Me: *ontop my roof* IM SUPERMAN! IM COMING LOIS LANE! *Jumps off house.
Me: *In Canoe tied to the back of the 4 wheeler*
Emily: What are you doing?
Me: DONT ASK QUESTIONS JUST DRIVE!!
Emily: Well at least wear a helmet....
Me: No..no...I know that trick.. There are worms and stuff in there right?
Emily: No Sam put on the hel...never mind.
*Drives 4 wheeler. Sound of a loud crash is heard*
Me: *On top my moms car with a snowboard.*
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I invented car snowboarding!
Mom: Well Alright... *Drives out of garage*
Me: WEEE!
Cocain can and will ruin your education.
Princible: Sam you've just failed out of school, please get out.
Me: *Laughs uncontrolibly* YOU SAID FAIL! *Falls out of chair*
Eventually your life will be nothing but a sad addicted life.
Me: *Sitting outside of Walmart* Will work for drugs...will work for drugs...will....*Dies*
CRACK IS WACK.
*The end*
Me: You like?!
Emily: that is the most...BRILLIANT IDEA EVER!!!
Brooklyn Rage Community Member 
|
|
