Guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees that heaven is full of clocks. Saint Peter explains to him that every person has a clock, and every time they tell a lie, the hands move.
"See,", St. Peter says, "Here's Abraham Lincoln's clock with the hands right on twelve, because he never lied."
"Mother Teresa only lied a couple of times, so her clock shows five after twelve."
"Ok," says the man, "so where's George Bush's clock?"
St. Peter says, "It's in Jesus's office. He's using it for a ceiling fan."
 Your Missing Period · Sat Feb 21, 2009 @ 07:51pm · 2 Comments |
