It doesn't mean you are cool
if you:
1) Have a plethora of hacks on your page (or even if you have 1)
2) Can cut your own hair (anyone can cut hair; most screw theirs up)
3) Own every Abercrombie merchandise out there
4) Loiter the mall with your posse consisting of 18 people
5) Know how to use all 13 curse words in one sentence
6) Are on everyone's top friends
7) Have had every drug known to man
cool Make out with your (not hot) boyfriend in public
9) Have read all 4 Twilight books (..and seen the movie and own the fan t-shirt)
10) Own all the Dora the Explorer backpacks
11) Sag
12) Have been to a Metro Station concert
13) Know someone who knows someone who saw someone who is friends with someone who saw Miley Cyrus
14) Go to church to see your friends
15) Can afford the new Marc Jacobs
16) Own 80 pairs of skinny pants
17) Confess your love to Rob Pattinson a thousand times on one myspace page
1 cool Are proud of being a b***h
19) Are afraid of getting your picture taken
20) Your default is photoshopped, +20 lbs of makeup, and have more than 20 comments. (that just means you're skilled)
21) Yell at survey questions ( they can't hear you telling them that their question is stupid!)
Disclaimer: With all due respect,
no one should take offense to this
unless you fall under one of these reasons.
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