Raian
As a friend you grew
For that, I give you a whoo-hoo!
This rhymey poem kinda sucks
Only cuz I’m runnin outta luck
I hope this isnt comical
As the world is economical
I’m having trouble with this ryhme
Isn’t it such a crime?
Now to get more serious
For I need to remain mysterious ninja
I’m saying happy birthday to you
In a way that’s kind of new biggrin
For me, it’s very normal
For I am not the leats bit formal
Now I’m growing so desperate its funny
Oh look, there’s a bunny!
See how pathetic this iz?
My hair is full of frizz gonk
I think this is too long
It’s huge! Sorta like king kong
Just not hairy
And it can’t eat berries sweatdrop
What’s the only key that cannot release a lock?
A monKEY! For that, you must knock.
Do you get what I’m saying?
It is a joke I am playing
The poem is growing quite random
Hey, can you rid a tandem?
It’s a bike with two seats
I hear it is actually quite neat
The verses are stupid
At least it’s not cupid
Writing a silly poem for Ryan
Oh, god, I hope your not crying!
For this is a horrid lil seed
It might make your eyes bleed
s**t, please don’t sue
If you do, you shall rue
Now this is nearing its end
I wonder what you think of this, my friend
This is so ridiculous
I really am not meticulous
I don’t know what that means
It is used wrong, that it seems
But I have grown desperate
s**t! Nothing rhymes with it: shiperate
Don’t ask what that means, for I have no clue
I had to make it up, I feel so blue
For being such a looser
Ah, I need a snoozer
Again I have no rhymes
And I must again use the word crimes
I think you’d appreciate this poem to die
For me to shut my pie
For there to be more words
For there to be less birds
I think I’ll shut up now
Or you might have a cow
Please forgive my odd cranium
But I wish I could control titanium
Thank you for reading
Altho I fear your eyes are bleeding
I love being your friend
And I’ll stick around til the end
I’m annoying and such
But not that much
Happy birthday to you!
I pray you’re not feeling blue
I’d give you a hug
But Lucy may feed me a bug O.O
The end is now here
You should go drink a beer
Goodbye to you, for now, at least
I hope you aren’t gobbled up by a big fat beast : smile
HAPPY BDAY RAIAN!!!!
 Kirayne · Wed May 27, 2009 @ 12:30am · 1 Comments |
