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OK, I don't know if this is already known or if I'm the first to point it out. (Probably not.) But these little creatures really piss me off. Those stupid little gnomes that'll raid your clothes' drawers, closets, laundry baskets, and even dryers! Then they'll take a sock. Yeah! ONE sock. Not two so you'll miss a pair! Just one freaking sock. So you'll have to mix match your socks when you're in a hurry. OK, I'll tell you the story.

So me and my brother went to walmart, OK? And I was like "Hey, Bubba, I need some new socks!" (Yeah I call my brother 'Bubba') So we got the new pack of socks and everything. So the next week I used all of the socks in the pack. (They're all different colors and designs, cause 'm weird like that.) Anyways, so I used all the socks and I wash them and dry them. Then! When I'm folding the clothes, I find both of my blue socks, and both of my cherry socks, but then here's ONE dinosaur sock, and then ONE black and white striped sock. So i finished the clothes thinking that it would be there. Nothing! I look at the dryer. Nothing! So I'm like those stupid F-ing sock gnomes! Have you ever had that happen? I bet you have! You know what I say? Destroy the gnomes and find your socks!