|
|
|
Why me.
No seriously. Why me out of everyone in the world.
They say I’m decent-looking. Nothing extraordinary.
As a matter of fact, all the girls on both sides of my family are only decent looking. I swear, it seriously must be bad genes or something, because I’m lost. Why is it that all the females get the normal genes, and… and…
ALL THE GUYS GET THE GOOD ONES?!
I MEAN, C’MON! MY DAD’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS HOOOOOOT. HOLY F*CK.
AND MY PRETTY BOY BROTHER. YOUR BROTHER SHOULDN’T BE THAT FINE AT THE AGE OF TWELVE!
I’M A FREAKING SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WITH EYES. NO GIRL DESERVES TO LIVE WITH WHAT I LIVE WITH, AND SEE WHAT I HAVE SEEN.
INCEST IS BAD.
INCEST IS BAD.
AND CRAP, MY BABY BOY COUSIN MUST SERIOUSLY BE THE CUTEST THINGS SINCE TEDDY BEARS AND PUPPIES AND-
Whoa.
What do we have here?
Who’s this piece of sheer manliness…?
“Mom?”
“Yes, dear?”
“Who’s he?”
“Who? Oh, him? That’s Aaron.”
“…are we related?”
“Actually, I’m not sure. This is the first time I’ve seen him at a family reunion, and-! Aww, look at that! Baby Chris likes him! He‘s like, ‘Hey. Hey. Look at me. LOOK AT ME NOW. YES YOU. LOOK AT ME.’”
Oh, that little man-b!tch. NO ONE TOUCHES MY CHRISSY UNTIL HE’S TWENTY-FIVE, AND SEXY AS HELL TO THE POINT I CAN’T HAVE HIM BECAUSE I’M AN OLD HAG.
OH, NO HE DID NOT JUST TOUCH THE CUTENESS.
HELL NO.
YOU SEXY SON OF ANOTHER SEXY SON OF ANOTHER SEXY SON OF… oh I give up.
-
Note: I have nothing horrible against incest, I just don’t believe in doing it.
Amanda is the daughter of the Underworth family. And everyone in the tri-city area knows what the heck that means: it means she has sexy brothers, and male family members. And honestly, Amanda can’t get anymore jealous than she already is!
Not only do girls flirt with her stupid playboy brother, they practically toss themselves at her forty year old dad, thinking he’s in his twenties! Her mom? She’s too in love, and ditzy to realize that girls of all ages are throwing their bras at her spouse and son! What about her?
Nothing.
Zero.
ZLICH.
She’s usually the one doing EVERYTHING. Amanda just wants a normal life, and a normal family. She’s just like your average teenage girl: bright, outgoing, friendly, trend-following, and she says, “seriously,” after about every sentence. But no. she was refused the right to have a normal family, and instead, gets her family.
And on top of all that, once a month, she’s forced to go to a family reunion. Her family is big enough to fit into a two-story house, and still have more members outside the property! And she. Is. Surrounded. By. The. Sexiness.
And despite the fact all of her male relatives are hot, she never feel any attraction. To her, they’re the average that a male should be. She knows that’s harsh, but the guy she would like whould have to be hotter than any of her relatives! Her best friend, Karmen, knows this very well. And though she doesn’t notice him, he chases her nevertheless.
On her sixteenth birthday, Amanda was denied a party of her own, and forced to celebrate it with her extended family. There, he meets Aaron: her uncle’s aunt’s uncle’s brother’s nephew’s grandchild’s adopted son. And she KNOWS he’s adopted. There was no way that he was part of this family because one: he has green eyes. No one in her family had green eyes. It was either brown or hazel, that, and because she had never seen him before at the reunions as her uncle’s aunt’s uncle’s nephew’s grandchild’s adopted son. Not even while they were growing up.
Aaron, though he was kind and gentle by nature, often liked to socially-stupid, and pretend that girls who raved over him were only friends, and he never let closer than a friendly distance. When he met Amanda, he figured she knew she didn’t have a chance with him. So when the two met at the place where she worked (Starbucks) during his new morning routine, Aaron wondered if she was stalking him.
It was only between family. Only between family.
Somewhat incest, not really incest. Mostly just a lot of caps, and screaming on Amanda’s part.
 Ukeire · Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 05:08am · 0 Comments |
|
|
|
|
|
