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Well, how's Humpty Dumpty, the dish and the spoon, and Wolfy the Vegan doing...? sweatdrop stare Oh well, let's see...
Let's go to Larg Mokona for the sports...
(Mokona narration) Well, at the arena, Sonic the Hedghog is one-on-one with Shadow the Hedgehog. *te-heh* Sonic and Shadow are different from me and Soel...he-heh. I never would have guessed that Shadow was Sonic's clone...uh... sweatdrop Back to the arena...ooh, ooh... (ME): what is is Moko-chan? (Larg Mokona): It seems that they were both suddenly behind. Konota and Haruhi are at a new standstill too... Ooh, ooh...Ryuzaki is right behind em...no wait, It's...Edward Elric...he looks mad. It seems that he's chasing Haruhi for calling him short...*te-heh* Haruhi u sleigh me...jk, jk. (ME): How are the Cute N"Plushie races doing? (Larg Mokona): It seems that Kon can't beat Soel. Yay Mokona..Moko-pin, Moko-tan, Moko-pii, YAY Mokonaland! Oh and right behind is Yachiru, then Little Kirara, then Fin then Access, then...0.o (ME): What is it Moko-chan? (Larg Mokona): It seems that Sonic and Shadow just rammed into all the contestants. The winner(s) of the Cute N'Plushie races is a tie between Sonic and Shadow. All plushlike creatures were disqualified for flying out of the arena.
(ME):...0.o To be continued.
Anyways...
In today's news, our brave Asian Goldilocks must stay protected and in hiding for quite some time by authorities. Apparently, the American Goldilocks broke into the home of the Three Bears. The Bears highly mistaken Asian Goldilocks as the culprit they were looking for...and mauled her to the ground. After recovery, Miss Asian Goldilocks issued a restraining order from the Bears in order to keep her name cleared.
The Bears continue to find the missing Goldilocks they were originally looking for. They earlier apologized to the Asian Goldilocks, but still can't get over the fact that she's a Goldilocks. It was reported that the American Goldilocks's last sighting was in a room where a wolf ate the grandmother of a girl in a Red Cloak. Little Red doesn't recall of seeing anyone like that...although, Red seems to be blond too ya know...hmm. stare
The Bears reported that the little Goldilocks girl was found in their house. There was no sign of struggle found at the main entrance, meaning that the Bears forgot to lock their door. Authorities also claim that there is evidence that this girl could be innocent, merely because all that was left as evidence was a bowl of oatmeal eaten up and a used bed with traces of hair, leading to the assumption...She just needed a nap and was traveling. Well, little bear, what do u think? "I think the neighbors got it all wrong. My parents stared at her til she left. Those weirdos"...You heard it hear folks. This story is suckish.
Candidle · Tue Jul 14, 2009 @ 09:19pm · 0 Comments |
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