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You know what always pissed me off about Tom and Jerry? The cartoon with the grey cat and the little brown mouse?
No matter what, the mouse--Jerry--ALWAYS WINS.
And at the end of each cartoon, Tom gets yelled at by his owner and beaten or whatever.
The sick, twisted part of all of this is that it's Tom's house. TOM lives there, TOM belongs there, and all TOM wants to do is TAKE A ******** NAP. I'm serious! This is how every single episode goes:
1. Tom is sleeping.
2. The ******** random brown mouse Jerry, who shouldn't even be there, decides to come out and steal Tom's cheese... somehow, Jerry always ends up dropping a plate or something on Tom's head, which wakes him up.
3. Tom wakes up and goes "DUDE WTF?", then realizes Jerry is stealing his master's food (AGAIN--stupid fat mouse b*****d).
4. Throughout the rest of the cartoon, Jerry (the evil mouse a*****e) beats the s**t out of Tom (the poor, unsuspecting cat who only wants to make his master happy) in various ways, heightening the cruelty and unfairness with each beating.
5. Jerry (the mouse) manages to ******** up Tom's master's house while stealing the cheese and everything.
6. Tom's dimwitted master comes home, thinking that TOM ******** up the house when it was actually JERRY, the EVIL MOUSE b*****d, who did it. Tom's master beats the s**t out of him (again).

So, to sum up an episode of Tom and Jerry, a classic children's cartoon:
A cat gets the s**t beaten out of him repeatedly, which makes a mess. Then the cat's master comes home, sees the mess, and beats the crap out of him AGAIN.

WHAT A MESSED UP CARTOON!
JUST LET TOM WIN FOR ONCE! LET HIM EAT THE LITTLE MOUSE b*****d! MAYBE HIS MASTER WILL FINALLY PET HIM OR SOMETHING! ********!!

That is all. biggrin