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1.When we went to the Exhibition((What Saskatoon calls our fair)) this year, Me, Megan, Jenny and Kyle. We had to meet My mother at the benches by the swings at 10:30 or something... So Kyle and Megan went off to go on the Zipper, and Me and Jenny went to the benches, Jenny took my camera phone and went to take pictures and i sitting all alone on a bench and to make it just perfect it was raining, then some chick asked me if i was ok, then some old dude asked me if i was lost, then some dudes whistled at me, then an old lady came up to me and asked if i needed a ride home... I was "scared"... And now I dont sit on benches alone in a crowded place Anymore
2.Then Stef, riegh and Megan spent the night at my house this summer and we slept in the RV, it was around 3, or 4 in the morning and Riegh looked herself in the RV's bathroom....And couldn't find the light switch.... So we got up and told her were it was and it took her 20 minutes to find it... then she finally got out- we had popcorn with carmal on it- she went into a closet with her popcorn and shut the door and got stuck and locked in she spilled her popcorn so we opened the door and help her out, and we don't let her go into small spaces with doors that lock anymore.
3.i was at this camp with my friend Lindsay, it happened to be a video media camp within the city. we were supposed to make a commercial with interviews from people off the street we went up to this lady and asked if we could interview her and she just slowly walked away and then booked it down the street funny thing we got that on tape *hint* always leave the camera rolling who knows the funny crap you'll catch!!
4.these two guys came up to me when i was at the bus mall and asked me if i believed in love at first sight or should they walk by agian and i told them to get lost and they said but.. and i said just get lost and ran and they chased me i booked it to the mall that was like 3 blocks away and ran to the escalators ran up the down escalator because the up one was futher away ran to the elevator lost them on the elevator and ran back to the bus mall and went home.
5.Megan and Stefanie stayed the night in my RV agian and we went onto the roof of it for a while but it was cold so we were going down megan went first and dropped her bag of candy and i went next and helped her find it when stef was coming down she looked into the ally and saw a dude standing in the ally you could see the glint off his glasses she freaked out and jumped down and her but landed on megans head making her drop the bag agian she ran into the RV and i was like "what the hell?!?" and so i stood on the ladder to the roof of the RV so i could see over the fense and i saw the dude and i was like "s**t!!!" and me and megan ran into the RV we locked all the doors and windows and put the curtins over the windows and put an extra curtin over the sky light that was broken open and we pretended to be gay guys which probably wasnt the smartest thing we should have pretended to be straight guys but hey we were scared anyway my friend stefanie was steven, megan was george and i was bob
6.it was our christmas gift exchange and we had all bought stupid little gifts from the dollar store and i bought something special for everyone i bought SILLY STRING!!!!! so after it was done and riegh stef and i screamed from the squirrel picture we went to the park by my house and had a sill string war!!!!!
7.my friend kyle and i were bored and sitting on the swings and he saw one of his friends whose older and shouted "BIG CHILD!!!"(its what he called her) and these stupid wanna be gangsters we're like "SHUT UP!!!!" and kyle was like "ok..." and i was like "GO TO HELL!!!!" and they shut up
8.stef and me were playing with those cootie toy's, Stef named her's "amputee Bob" because he was missing an eye and a leg. and mine was alphonse. anyway So we took them outside and made them houses in the snow... This guy drove by and i yelled "Go get your own cooties!!" and the guy must have had his window open 'cause he slowed down and stoped and unrolled his window and shouted "GO TO HELL!!!!" and i just sat there like O.O
9.i was at jumping on the trampoline with my friends liz and aaron at aarons house his parents werent home and his sister had some friends over so we decided to play cops and robbers around the block at like 11:30p.m. so aaron me and liz we're the robbers and we were running and this car was like following us we would start to run it would go faster we'd slow it would slow and so we got kreeped out we went down the ally and it went down the ally we were offically scared and managed to hide behind bushes and make it to his backyard without it following us there and his sister and her friends were there apparently the car had followed them before us and so we ran into his house and looked out the window the car drove by three times and then parked outside his house we were lying flat on the floor and after an hour they drove away but we still stayed like that because fricken scared and when his parents came home they asked us why we were on the ground and for some strange reason we all started to laugh phsycotically
10.in the spring when there was still snow on the ground megan, stef, kyle, aaron and i were at the park and megan said something and it angered kyle for some reason and he started chasing her around the park and with her loose shoes just her luck she lost them and so she was running through slushy snow in her socks and kyle stopped chasing her and took her shoes.'kay we have this dip thing in our park and there was melted freezing cold snow so freezing water that was waste deep and when megan finally got her shoes back from kyle her socks were completely soaked so she just took them of put her shoes on and threw her socks into the water. then i said "maybe a bum will take them!" and we left
11. a continuation on 10. i had to go to cheerleading about 3 or 4 days after megan through her socks in the water and i lived about 3 blocks roughly from the school where the practise was and so i though hey i'll walk i was walking through the park and there was this bum sleeping on the bench he woke up look aroun stood up walked towards the dip and by then the socks had floated to the edge and he looked around with shifty eyes like that ninja emoticon ninja and then grabbed the socks and went back to his bench i almost burst out laughing there
12.i was walking home from school through the park when aaron ran up to me and he was like "theres a drunk dude over there" and i was like "what?!?" and he was making kreepy arm motions with his arms as he stumbled along in a pattern like this <, >, <> so his left arm shot out and came back in his right arm shot out and came back in and then both shot out and came back in and he kept doing that, it was weird
13.agian i was at the park with kyle, stef, megan, and riegh(man we like to go to the park) anyway and agian there was a drunk guy(whats with us and finding drunk guys?!?!?) and he was stumbling around by and tree and me and megan we're chanting "he's gonna fall, he's gonna fall, he's gonna fall" over and over and his shoulder bumped into the tree and he went flying backwards and landed on his a** and we started laughing
14. i was walking through the park(yet agian) with my friend riegh this idiot in one of my classes harley was ahead of us and being the talkative person he is he started talking to us about nonsense then he said "riegh is gay AHH!" and we were like "what?" and he said "i said riegh is gay and i got a pain in my side" and then riegh was like "see im phsycotical!!!" and i said "you mean telepathic?" and she said ya
15.agian this is with harley he was sitting beside me in class and he started talking to me for no reason(agian we've cleared that he's a talkative person) and was saying stupid things like "your shirt is red" "i like red" "do you like hair?" "i like hair" "do you have glasses?" "glasses are weird" "did you know your weird" "yup your weird" and i yelled "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" and got in a s**t load of trouble
16.i was in IA and there were these 2 guys in my class that i'd known them since like grade 1 or something like that so a long time one of the jake lives across the street from me. so anyway i was sitting at one of the table's with riegh and stef and the two guys trent and Jake sat down at our table jake was looking like an idiot and trent started talking he said "hello my names trent and for only $20.00 you could help this poor child you could get him a meal and a warm shelter" i said "ya right jake you live across the ******** street from me" and then trent was like "this isent jake his name is jakool and he is jakes twin his parents threw him out into the cold and i was taking out the garbage one and i heard a noise i opened the lid of the garbage can and here was little jakool right jakool" and jake was like "yaaaaa!!!!" and then trent was like"jakool do you think $20.00 a month is to much" and jake was like "naaaaaa!!!!!" and then trent as like "how old are you jakool" and jake was like "i dunnaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" and enough said we were laughing our heads off and they kept talking to us about stupid things like that until the bell rang
last one for now
17.ok my friends Hitashi, Natsu, Kishio and i were at our local library taking out graphic novels when we were talking and Kishio dared Hitashi to go in the guys b-room and yes Hitashi is a guy and then she asked if the boys b-room was better then the girls and he was like well we do have these fountains and we started to laugh and Kishio asked why there was one out here also and we all started to laugh and yes we do know what those"fountains" really are any way we told Natsu of our talk and we headed over to a wall of books and laugh about the titals like we cam across women, hormones and the menistration cycle and one called period. and a bunch more then we found a childrens book were this kid had a bunch of dinosaurs on him and we were like looks like those dinosaurs are naughty and things like that it was all very hilariouse and my friend Yoru and i were at the park with Kishio and we all wanted to stay later so Kishio and i said we were stay at Yoru's to eat and she said she was eating at my house and her mom called mine and then i called my mom and i was like ummmm hi and she was like hi Kahimi and i said hi and it all went pretty ok but i was scared she was gunna get mad sweatdrop blaugh sweatdrop but it was still funny bye
 XxThe-Taste-Of-SinxX · Thu Dec 29, 2005 @ 07:37am · 0 Comments |
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