ah, sweet sweet day! i spent all day using makeshift tools and pouring water, but i finally have a punching bag!!! see, it's a free standing one, so i had to screw the base and the shaft together and then just put the cushion cover on top. ...that could be sexual (screw and shaft and on top. yeah, i'm retarded today)
anyways, i didn't have a screwdriver for the big screws, so i used a pair of scissors which worked exceptionally well. then i had to fill the base with water, and i wasn't gonna try to move a full heavy tank of water all the way from my front yard to my room, so i filled a jug with water. sadly, the little hole in the base was teeny, so i had to use a funnel. guess what handy dandy supply i also seem to not have! well, ghetto as i am, i came up with the brilliant idea of stabbing a hole into my old kfc cup and using it as a funnel. worked like a charm. haha.
ok, so when i was finally done, i beat the s**t outta it. it was magnificent! it's like i finally uncorked the bottle that i've been confining my emotions in and out poured an elixer of euphoria! it was magical. i love my punching bag.
seriously, its like, a 90 dollar solution to a lifetime of anger and rage and sorrow, and it's a hell of a lot cheaper than therapy, so i'm in love.
but now my stalker is texting me. she's so... creepy. it's not easy to be a hot lesbian =P
 the_forgotten_thought · Sun Aug 30, 2009 @ 08:08am · 0 Comments |
