read this and couldn't help but laugh! loving it!
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage-under the assumption men need(or ought) to be trained for marriage. Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associate degree
TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End in Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook ll
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
Men 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important ll
Course Electives
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Untensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-Law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a though for all the woman out there...
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men
... and when we have trouble, it's a HISterectomy
and just for kicks for the guys who are pissed(thanks Loofah!)
For any men who are gettin tied down in marriage, send your bride-to-be to these classes.
Shoes 101 300 Pairs of Shoes Are Not a Necessity
Shoes 102 Choosing Shoes to Go With an Outfit in 3 Seconds
Hair 101 Your Hair Not Being Perfect is Not a Sign of the Apocolypse
Sex 101 Not Just For When YOU Want It
Language 101 Not Being Hypocritical
Women 101 How To Be Ready in Less Than An Hour
Women 102 Looking Before You Sit
Women 103 Understanding Men Have Lives
Cooking 001A The Wonderful Microwave
Women 104 Honest, You Don't Look Like Pamela Anderson
Women 105 We Don't Want Ties For Christmas
Women 106 You, Too Can Get a Job
Women 107 Realizing That Men Arn't Loaded
Women 108 Reasons To Shut Up
Women 109 Combating Nagginess
Please see Cabrillo to sign up for classes
 Bewitchedh · Fri Jan 13, 2006 @ 04:57am · 5 Comments |
