I watched New Moon today- you know, the one from the twilight saga?
Yay. Joy. feel the sarcasm.
I've made a list of things on what to do during the movie to annoy everyone.
1. Spoil it by saying the lines right before the actor says 'em, in a loud voice.
I did this near the ending of the movie. When the gay-sparkly vampire says he has a condition. ("Marry me." wink . I said it out loud, because it was so obvious. The girl next to me gave me the evil eye, and the people behind me told me to shut my trap. Haha.
2. When the gay, sparkly vampire gets beat up by the other, though less gay-looking sparkly vampire, cheer.
3. Fall asleep. Make sure you snore.
4. Whistle at Taylor's (Jacob's) eight pack as soon as you see 'em. Make sure your next to Edward lovers (And then go in for the kill- say Edward is so gay and Bella's using poor Jacob. And Jacob is very physical).
5. Munch your food or yawn loudly during the romantic times. Yeah.
So far, I haven't had the guts to scream "Twilight sucks" yet, but that's because I value my life, thank-you very much.
The movie was... pretty good overall. Though I only wanted to see it for a shirtless and hot Jacob Black (rawr), the wolves, Edward getting a beatdown, and the action-y scenes.
But I don't think I'll watch Eclipse. Seems boring.
Good day, my duckies.
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Number 4 would be scary to do especially if you're near Ate Pia.