Just finished playing Assassin's Creed: Altair's Chronicles and have three words to say: What the ********]
You go through the entire game looking for the 'chalice' which turns out to be a woman named Adha that you only see the last chapter/section/whatever before the main boss (which is a joke and a half) and when she gets taken away on a ship, Altair acts like he's absolutely in love with her and vows to find her again...
What the ********? Is he some desperate-for-love-school-girl or something?
I mean, I love the guy to death, but come on!
Well, next is to borrow my brother's PSP and play Bloodlines.. or finish the first game when the new PS3 gets in.. whichever comes first.
I just hope the endings for those are better. stare