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	The ape st ramblings of a Canadian high schooler! I've decided to stop using my journal as a rest place for my not even half-finished stories and start using it like a proper journal. Instead of stories I metaphorically pulled out of my a, it's stories that I pulled out of life's a**. Prepare to

	I'm Captain Jack Traitor
	I'm Captain Jack Traitor


Almost. I'm not quite there yet. I've still got to buy the pants, the shirt, the cape, hat, and beard. Once I'm done that I'm gonna be questin' for a name change. I'm leaning towards anything that has Jack in it because Jack is an awesome Pirate name. I've got it narrowed down to Tractor Jack(insipred by The last Saskachtewan Pirate by the Arrogant Worms), Traitor Jack or Jack the Traitor(thanks to Supergirl), or Fractal Jack(original idea. Came up with it while I had a ReBoot profile...Gods, I miss that show). After I'm done that, I'm going to start a pirate guild. It's either going to be the Pirates of Gaia or the Pirates who don't do anything. If you'd like to be part of the crew feel free to PM me. This is Jack Traitor, casting off. Pamplemousse Grenouille · Fri Feb 17, 2006 @ 01:10am · 8 Comments


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	I love the Pirates Who Don't Do Aynthing (and Veggietales in general)! I've never been to Boston period. I've never been stupid enough to lick a spark plug either. I'd completely join a guild based on that. 3nodding What type of guild? Would it be an RP guild? Offline flying_wings · Community Member · Sat Feb 18, 2006 @ 02:46am


	The Pirates of Gaia, I think. Maybe the other one... but no. I get to be your first mate or whatever is second in command okay?... oh yeah, please? lol, Jack the Traitor... I still don't see what tractors have to do with piracy... Offline Supergirl126 · Community Member · Sat Feb 18, 2006 @ 04:40am


	The story behind Tractor Jack is this: There was this farmer who lived in Saskachtewan, a very flat part of Canada. He life was going pretty good. After a few years, the money slowly stopped coming and he was eventually stopped being a farmer. He looked high and low for a well-paying job but everywhere he went they would "Hire you? We just let 20 go!" They'd always laugh. The government promised him a tiny sum. Bu he had to much pride become just another bum on the street.... But then he thought, "Who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone? I'm gonna be a pirate on the River Saskachtewan!' And he called himself Tractor Jack. Offline Pamplemousse Grenouille · Community Member · Sat Feb 18, 2006 @ 03:55pm


	E caa oui muugehk yd sa... I vote Fractal Jack. Also, I wanna be part of teh crew. Yht fecr dryd desa fuimt vnaawa. Offline Sthalor · Community Member · Sun Feb 19, 2006 @ 02:16pm


	onua The story behind Tractor Jack is this: There was this farmer who lived in Saskachtewan, a very flat part of Canada. He life was going pretty good. After a few years, the money slowly stopped coming and he was eventually stopped being a farmer. He looked high and low for a well-paying job but everywhere he went they would "Hire you? We just let 20 go!" They'd always laugh. The government promised him a tiny sum. Bu he had to much pride become just another bum on the street.... But then he thought, "Who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone? I'm gonna be a pirate on the River Saskachtewan!' And he called himself Tractor Jack. Question: How many people do you expect to be carrying gold in the middle of Canada? Question: May we pretend we're from England? Or some European country (ie: Spain, France) Question: Are you actually from Canada? (if you already told me this before, I shall explain my suffering of Short term Memory) Offline Supergirl126 · Community Member · Sun Feb 19, 2006 @ 04:15pm


	Well, see he didn't steal gold and silver and all that stuff. He only stole things you'd find of the praries. Wheat, barley, fertilizer, hay, and the other grains. Offline Pamplemousse Grenouille · Community Member · Sun Feb 19, 2006 @ 07:04pm


	I find that to be boring... Offline Supergirl126 · Community Member · Thu Feb 23, 2006 @ 03:13am


	Fine, but that's how the song goes. There wasn't alot to steal on the Canadian Plains, so that's what he did. Offline Pamplemousse Grenouille · Community Member · Mon Feb 27, 2006 @ 11:35pm

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