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	20 ways to end a phone call
	20 ways to end a phone call


1. Unexpectedly hang up then blame it on a bad connection/signal or say your battery died. 2. Say that you'll ring them after munching on your non-existent dinner...or that your 'bath' will overflow if you don't attend to it immediately. 3. Drop the phone and remain silent...don't pick the phone back up until they hang up. 4. Be straightforward and say to the person that the conversation is boring...this will cause awkwardness and will persuade the person to hang up. 5. Turn the conversation into a sexually exciting game. Ask questions about favourite sexual positions or public places where sexual activities have recently took place. 6. Say your pet just died and you immediately have to arrange funeral plans with your family. 7. Pretend to fall asleep. Exaggerate snoring and loud breathing. 8. Grab a sweet rapper and crumble it into your hand for 20-30 seconds then dramatically hang up. 9. Pretend that you have another call on the line and state you will take this call for a few seconds. Place the person on hold until they hang up. 10. Say that the radioactivity produced from your phone is hurting your ears and you must hang up otherwise you'll die. 11. State that you want to go on Facebook on your phone. 12. Pretend you are replying to a text message, but 'accidently' press the end call button. 13. Start speaking in a different language until the person gets annoyed and hangs up. If you can only speak one language, gaggle some water instead. 14. Start talking about education...it scares anyone away. 15. Play music loudly in the background. If the person requests for you to turn it down, simply ignore it. They'll get annoyed, give up and hang up. 16. Log onto Facebook then read every single activity that appears on your News Feed out aloud. The person you're talking to wouldn't care if Jennifer Wollance became a fan of 'Specsavers' or if George Farmmie is attending 'Pimps and Hoes Fridays'. 17. Laugh outrageously at the end of everything you say. 18. Begin to count to 100. If you manage to reach 100 without the person you're talking to hanging up...you're a great couple. 19. Reply to everything with the phrase "That's what she said!". 20. Say bye. Happiness comes in many different ways.For me,it comes in a my friends and Taylor Lautner. when your young everything feels like the end of the world is not, is just the beginning 03-music_luver-30 · Mon Apr 19, 2010 @ 03:35am · 0 Comments


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Happiness comes in many different ways.For me,it comes in a my friends and Taylor Lautner.
when your young everything feels like the end of the world is not, is just the beginning

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