this joke: A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began: Red............cherry," Yellow.........lemon," Green.........lime," Orange........orange." Then the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
Zin The Black Fox · Thu Feb 23, 2006 @ 01:39pm · 7 Comments |