for those who know me in real life you probably know im naturally blonde well my friend sent me this e-mail and said it was a prediction of my year.
Hey whats up? i predict this will be you re-capping the year!!! in all its glory...
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
and the sad thing its pretty close to something i'd do sweatdrop oh well sweatdrop
XxThe-Taste-Of-SinxX · Tue Mar 07, 2006 @ 12:22am · 0 Comments |