When in the course of hotdog events, it becomes necessary for the meat products to break the tie, which has connected them with the Barbeque, and to don the equality that we are all need and deserve. It is required of the people to declare the pain that drives them to dissolution.
We hold these beliefs to be plain and clear. All hotdogs are eaten with equal flavor and. We and made with certain essential right which are to be eaten with ketchup, mustard, onions, and relish. To protect these rights we have appointed The Hotdog Police and as such The Hotdog Police shall take power and be of the average hotdogs of the Grill. If The Hotdog Police cannot uphold the rights of the hotdog people we should eat or change them and then create a new squad of Hotdog Police who shall inurn protect us and our Grill given rights.
But when in the boundless fork of abuses have maintained such a pained violation of our rights, it is now our right as equal and free hotdog to fight against the old system of Barbeque and to now protect ourselves with The Hotdog Police. The hotdogs of the Grill have suffered the great oppression and it is now high time to create The Hotdog Police. In the story of the Barbeque is story of violating our rights. So let us write our pain upon the napkins with the ketchup from our bodies.
1.The Barbeque was denied us of being truly hot
2.The Barbeque has denied us of having proper relish.
3.The Barbeque disrespects our names and heritage by calling us wieners.
4.The Barbeque has painted on fake grill lines not the real smoked joy.
5.The Barbeque has not recognized us as “cheese” hotdogs when we deserve such a great title
6. The Barbeque has failed to regulate expiration dates.
7. The Barbeque has not let us be eaten appropriate ”mmmm”s.
8. The Barbeque has taxed us of our yummy flavor.
9. The Barbeque has not grilled us over the required real hot coals or hickory wood.
10.The Barbeque has not equaled the hotdog to bun ratio, leaving us homeless.
We therefore as hotdogs of the Great Grill, pronounce it our right to a free and independent meat product. WE now have the power as free and Independent meat products to create our own government. So give me liberty or eat me!
