MILO WHOA WHOA WATCHA DOIN THERE BUDDY
Name: Milo James Raine
Color: Orange
Nickname: Milo; Beeboy; Gay; Homosexual; Go Away; I'll Kill You
Birth Date: June 11, 1988
Description:
Gender: Male (on the outside)
Species: Human
Nationality: Lives... here
Hair: Blond, straight
Eyes: Cyan, round
Height: 5'8
Weight: 145 lbs
Shoe size: US men's 9
Ring size: 8
Boxers or whitey tighties: Depends (take it any way you like)
Date of first chalupa: See Birth Date
Sexual orientation: Gay
Affiliation: Kawaii
Personality:
Likes: Justin Bieber, cuddles, turtle time, soccer, David Beckham, cuteness, sparkles, cute sparkly vampires, hotness, ruggedness, hot rugged werewolves, bees, flying, everyone, Hangman
Dislikes: strangulation, flyswatters, American football, George Bush, fugly people, dullness, etc., etc.
Milo is a very accepting beekeeper--that is, unless you muss his hair. Then he turns you gay as he kills you.
History:
Born in the big city, Milo and his parents moved to the countryside to a bee farm when he was very young. Unable to find friends in a place where little boys were work-obsessed and synonymous with slaves, he found solace and friendship in the bees he himself was made to slave over. He trained them to follow his every will, made them Twitards, Beliebers, and fans of just about everything kawaii, and one day, he escaped from that hellhole of beautiful mountain country and fled back to the futurecity, to adventure.
As of late, he has taken a turn for the more mature side of kawaiity. Some say it's because Justin Bieber has finally hit puberty and Milo's taking a leaf out of his book.
Skills/Abilities
Costume Change: Bees fly around Milo in a frenzy of clothes, makeup, hair, etc. to change him into something helpful (sometimes, of course, detrimental, though) to the situation. Past changes include: Dracula, hottie body soccer player
Giant Bees: If you can't figure this one out, you need to just... just... go back to school.
Shapes: Bees use teamwork! to make shapes midair. It's pretty cool, really...
Heal: To an extent, bees can use honey to heal.
Come On To: Um. Milo comes on to you. That's pretty much it. Fails much of the time.
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