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Notes on Pants Gremlins

These wicked little creatures have the peculiar nature to rob a person of their pants. Not only from the household, but from stores and shopping malls as well.They have plagued me, as they have plagued many, for quite some time. I wish they would leave, i am in such a dire need of pants.
The Pants Gremlins are also known as the Pantaloons Gremlins in other countries. They are relatively odd creatures, and known for their childish habits such as wearing ones pants on their head as a hat. The Pants Gremlins are actually small and the biggest I've seen was only 76.2 cm in height (and nearly as wide). They have unusually large heads and big pointy ears to match. As i have mentioned before, they have the habit of wearing pants as a hat, but they also fashion clothes for themselves out of the pants they steal. Their skin is commonly a mud red, but i have seen a few with a green color instead of red. I have yet to find a way to keep them from bothering me. I must capture one, and observe for any kind of weakness to something.

good luck out there --
So Far None

P.S. these creatures are incredibly cunning, do not under estimate any of them!






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iCuRainBows
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commentCommented on: Sun Jun 12, 2011 @ 07:27pm
Have you tried using an underwear gnome to fend them off?


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