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I have been away for far too long. And the world of Gaia has changed. I located the portal to zOMG, and found it rather a different place. This zOMG was a realm was under siege by animated lawn creatures, most over'whelmingly silly.
My first task seemed easy enough, to seek out and rid the countryside of five gnomes and five flamingos. Yet then onward still to locate these encampments the gnomes had been gathering at to plot and plan, what, I have not known nor did discover. These mushroom bivouacs where not so easy as I had thought to hunt down. My journey took me to the far reaches of the fields and each new step gained was also thwart with danger on an escalating scale. Some of these dangers to behold were so seemingly cute that even I was draw into an ambush, yet that had only fooled me once and soon I came to understood how a paranoid person must of felt; everything was out to get me.