repost this as what cuss words really mean WHAT CUSS WORDS REALLY MEAN!! THIS IS HILARIOUS
Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing.
The mom calls the husband a "b*****d"
and then the dad calls the wife a "b***h"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b***h and a b*****d?"
and the mom says "well, a b***h is a lady and a b*****d is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your p***s in my v****a!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p***s and v****a?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s**t"
and billy said "Dad, whats s**t"
And then his dad says "Well billy, s**t is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "********!"
and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats ********?"
"Well billy ******** is a way cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your p***s's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wipeing the s**t of his face, and my mom is ******** the Turkey"
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1 hour- You'll have bad sex
20 min - Your crush will kiss you
15min - Your crush will tongue you
5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out
under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
UnForSakenLies · Thu May 25, 2006 @ 10:56pm · 0 Comments |