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Jobo had delivered the whoopass for weeks. He was a trusted customer of the Meepits. They trusted him and he trusted them. But, there was unsettlement in the relationship, the Meepits feared their supply and demand factor would grow, and they'd have to do more for Jobo in return for the same amount of whoopass. So they decided to whack the old b*****d. They put a cage full of angry Meepits in his Yaris. Since the drive was about 2 hours across a desert, they would set a trap to go off in the middle of the desert on a steep cliff. Jobo didn't suspect a thing, so they had a perfect plot. Set the trap, kill Jobo, take control of his car, take the stash of whoopass, and get away clean.

Jobo was singing along to a Barney tape he mugged from a 4-year-old, when he heard a click, the creking of an opening cage, and then snarling. Then came the screams.