the scaresr thing ive ever read ... about me
Harry loathes you as he does Malfoy but secretly thinks he wouldn't mind playing cops with you. Ron is of the same opinion of Harry. Fred and George are too scared to play pranks on you. Neville gets a mysterious stain on his pants every time you approach. Nope, that's not pumpkin juice. Dean has naughty daydreams about you but is too scared to go after you. Draco stalks you, loves you, obsesses over you. He wants you to carry his babies. Crabbe and Goyle tried to grab your a** once. They were in the hospital wing for a month. Blaise likes you a lot but keeps his hands to himself because of Malfoy. Hermione thinks you're a skank. Cho thinks you're evil but wishes she could pull of your style. Ginny is now a lesbian thanks to you. Pansy thinks so many awful words about you I'm not going to try to put them all down.
Flitwick is scared of you. McGonnagal despises you. She thinks you're just too... evil. Snape loves you because you figured out you can go far in Potions class depending on how low cut your shirt is and how short your skirt is. Sprout tries to sic her man eating flowers on you. Dumbledore wishes you weren't so evil so he could use you for the Order of the Phoenix.
You are in Slytherin Your boyfriend is Draco Malfoy. Your best friends are Blaise and Pansy.
Cloud-Dancer · Sat Jul 15, 2006 @ 08:45pm · 0 Comments |