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*At the Barton Boutique*

Ian: Ah, it's good to finally be back in the Boutique. And thanks to these new Squid Suits, my business is going through the roof! ^_^

Rufus: Woof! ^_^

Ian: I can't imagine why they're so popular, tho...

Rufus: Er, yeah, me neither. ninja Woof.

*Just then a bell rings as someone opens the door and enters the Boutique.*

Ian: Hello, and welcome to the Barton Bou - whoa. O_O

Rufus: O_O

"Schoolgirl": Oh Ian, thanks goodness you're here! *sniff* I need your help! crying

Ian: *thinking* Oh wow, a cute schoolgirl! Time to turn on the charm! wink *outloud to "Schoolgirl"* There there, cutie, don't cry! I'll be happy to help you! ^_^

"Schoolgirl": question exclaim

Ian: *thinking* She sure is a pretty one...long golden hair...big innocent eyes...flat chest, but I'm sure she makes up for it with - GIANT EYEBROWS!? burning_eyes

Gino: Gee Ian, you've never been so happy to see me before! sweatdrop

Ian: *thinking* OMG it's GINO! In a schoolgirl outfit! And I was checking him ouuu... *throws up behind counter* BLAAARG!! >_<

Rufus: *mimics Ian* BLAAARG!! >_<

Gino: o_O;;

Ian: *composing himself* Ugh...clean up on Aisle Three...

Rufus: I didn't know we had aisles...

Ian: Just get the mop, Rufus. *to Gino* And YOU! What the hell are you doing coming in here dressed like that!? scream ...Did...did the yaoi fangirls send you? eek

Gino: No! Look, it all started when your shop started selling those Squid Suits! Ever since then, members of both The Order AND my Harem have been dressing me up like a schoolgirl and chasing me with tentacles! gonk

*Bell rings*

Voice: Oh, boo hoo!

*Gino and Ian look to see Liam at the door. In a schoolgirl outfit. And boobs.*

Liam: At least you didn't get literally changed into a schoolGIRL. I am NOT eager to get a tentacle up in my man-gina! stressed

Ian: *thinking* Huh, Liam makes a pretty cute schoolgirl - WAIT WHAT!? *outloud* DAMMIT BRAIN STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY!! gonk

Liam, Gino, and Rufus: ...

Liam: ANYWAY. Dude, you have to stop selling these Squid Suits.

Gino: *nodnod* crying

Ian: Look, Rufus came up with these things because we're both fans of sushi! They're not meant to be...TOYS...and it's not my fault if consumers misuse the product! talk2hand

Liam: Sushi. Really. stare Then why does the description for the Squid Pants say "NO STOP" in Japanese!?

Ian: Well, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation, um... *looks at Rufus* Rufus?

Rufus: ninja OKAY OKAY I CONFESS! I'm a huge fan of hentacle...

Ian: Wha!? o_O

Liam: YOU LITTLE PERVERT! scream

Ian: Liam, I've seen your computer, you shouldn't talk. stare

Liam: ... stressed

Gino: Um, I don't understand. Why would a cat be a fan of hentacle?

Rufus: Hot catgirls! Duh! rolleyes

Ian: *sigh* Look guys, I can't stop selling the Squid Suits! They're selling like hot cakes - I haven't had this much business in years! In fact, at the rate they're selling, I'll soon be richer than Gino!

Gino: Buh!?

Ian: Which reminds me, excuse me while I celebrate by doing my "Happy Dance." Rufus?

Rufus: *turns on a nearby boombox*

Ian and Rufus: *dancing and singing to "Celebrate Good Times"* Ceeeellleeebrate good times, come on! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo! Come on!

Liam and Gino: ...