The yo mama game is so much fun! Champions so far are the following:
Jasper
Carla
Jackie
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Here are some of the many jokes:
-Yo mama is like a big mac. Full of fat and worth only a buck.
-Yo mama is so fat that when she stands on a scale it reads "To Be Continued"
-Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped into the sea all the whales said "We Are Family!"
-Yo mama is so dumb that she stuck a battery up her butt and said, " I Got The Power!"
-Yo mama is so poor that when people come over and step on a cigarette she says, "Who Turned Off The Heater?"
-Yo mama is so stupid it took her 48 hours to watch 60 minutes.
-Yo mama is so dumb that she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
-Yo mama so poor that when I rang the doorbell she said, "DING!"
-Yo mama is like a rifle. 3 cocks and she's loaded.
-Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
-Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
-Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
-Yo mama so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
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More to come!
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