AND NOW PART TWO OF MY EPIC SERIES!!!!!
"Soon I will have my chance to strike!" said a mystrius figure in the vents of the Magazine shop, lurking in the shadows, "And when I do they will allknow my name isnt BUSHY BROW!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Gee, wonder who that could be.
Meanwhile Naruto and Gaara ran towards there goal of the porn shop when they heard a loud yell. "NARUTO! MAKE LOVE TO ME!" and they immediatly knew that it was Hinata. "CRAP! How did she break into her parents catnip AGAIN!! I thought they had like Hinata-proof locks or something!" whined Gaara as Naruto screamed like a girl and fled. "ummm, GO NEJI AND MONKEY!! ATTACK NOW!" Screamed Naruto as Neji jumped out from in front of him and so did the talking monkey. Yes Neki was there, he just doesnt talk a lot like Naruto.
Neji watched as Naruto and Gaara ran away and thought "I guess it was theer fate to be such douches to me..." as Hinata gave him a make over. "BE PRETTY DAMN IT!" she shrieked.
Outside Konoha, Sakura and Ino where yelling about whos new outfit was more slutish to win over Sasuke when they saw an oddly emo skeleton in the distance. Not really giving a crap to realize it had a SHaringan they wandered off yelling at each other. Orochimaru, who planned on going bowling with his only freinds, the Hokage clones and Kimimaru, would find this skeleton and cry while raping it.
"So Choji you like clouds to?" inquired Shikimaru as the walked towards a figure on the horizon. "Yeah its like food, I love food ya know, AH FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!" Choki was getting freaky with some fried Chicken. "Wait is that....Hinata? WHy is she ******** Neji and why is he in a dress? OH DEAR GOD SHE FOUND THE CATNIP!! RED ALERT!!" Shrieked SHikimaru as he ran away from her. "Hmmmm, maybe she has some food...." wondered Choj as he waddled towards Hinata.
Meanwhil ea certain person sCat watch meowed out 5 o'clock"It is time for my medicine!" thought he as he sat in the vents. He drank it up and felt really funny all the sudden. Atiny rat scurried towards him and he thought "Whosa Hell are you"......
Thats it for now. See ya next entry
 Beelzeboss Devil of Metal · Sat Oct 07, 2006 @ 08:19pm · 12 Comments |
