Ok so. I was having a conversation on MSN with my friend, Kaloni. She was bored so I told her me and Maren were talking about my albino husband. After that things went insane....
So in the future I am married to an albino named Ookdorf. We had 9 kids that are lesbian, eskimo, midgit, ninja, left-handed, Albino children. Our 9 kids names are Joe, Bob, Ookdorf Jr., Charlie, Kathy, Hayden, Frank, Purple, and Maren. Joe and Ookdorf Junior are albino. The one named Purple is purple. Frank was black but he pulled a Michael Jackson on me and turned white. Maren and Hayden are black. And Charlie, Kathy, and Bob are white. We live in Sweden and Ookdorf's job is to stand in a pizza suit on the side of the road and yell "THERE'S PIZZA OVER HERE!!". My job is to put the little smiles on the goldfish crackers so they can always smile back until you bite their heads off. Our wedding was that we were skydiving from an airplane in banana suits. At our reception, everything was made from empty chap-stick tubes.
Now, for Kaloni's life.
She in married to a man named Reeko. They have 4 kids named Reeko Jr., Billy Bob, Rufus, and Mantook. One is black, another was black until he wanted to be white so he poured bleach all over himself, and the last 2 are rednecks. Reeko works at Vandaleigh Industries where he vandalizes things for a living. He always smells like sweat because he spends so much time on his "YOU SUCK JORDYN" master pieces. Kaloni's job is to put the sesame seeds on the hamburger buns one at a time. Everyone at her wedding was nude. At the reception, all the girls wore tuxedos and the boys wore wedding dresses.
THIS IS NOT OVER. THERE IS STILL MORE TO COME IN ANOTHER ENTRY!!!!
bau!derdash` · Mon Nov 13, 2006 @ 12:41am · 1 Comments |