So I think i have somehow cracked the code for Cindy's cryptic messages. I was able to answer the questions to three of them.. but that doesn't mean that I was smart about it... you tell me:
* What's the capital of Syria? Damascus
* What was Paul McCartney's band after the Beatles? Wings
* How can you hold a bunch of stuff when you've only got two hands?
* What's that big thing they use at construction sites that's kinda the opposite of a wrecking ball? Crane (or perhaps a Crane as in the bird...)
* What do you call the female version of a mixed-up dog?
Do you know how many of these there are? Here:
* Airedale + Spaniel = Airiel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
* Basenji + Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
* Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
* Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
* Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
* Chihuahua + Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
* Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
* Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
* Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
* Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
* Keeshond + Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
* Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
* Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
* Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
* Maltese + any other breed = Maltese Cross
* Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
* Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
* Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
* Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
* Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes
* Cocker Spaniel + Maltese = ...well I wont say that one lol
The question we should be asking is whether or not there is going to be three items or only two again.
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