The Swiss Family Insane came home at last. Everyone barged into my room and started talking and laughing like a bunch of loons straight out of loon-ville. The two adults present were most definately drunk.
I said, "Did anyone notice that my lights were off and I was asleep? Did anyone get that?"
Luckily, nobody responded, so I was not forced to come up with a witty and sarcastic reply.
Bluejay decided she had to sleep with me. Ohhh... she is simply the sweetest thing. Of course, sleeping with Bluejay has its downsides, too. Along with Blue comes Laura the bear, a cardboard book about The Three Blind Mice, and Our Lord Jesus, also known as Courtney.
Poor Jesus has had his face painted with my favorite blue nailpolish, and his once white robe has been permanately stained with dad's shoepolish. Luckily, Our Lord Courtney is made of plastic and will not break easily, thus, we need not worry about headless Jesuses running around with black robes. Wouldn't that be satanic?
I said, "Did anyone notice that my lights were off and I was asleep? Did anyone get that?"
Luckily, nobody responded, so I was not forced to come up with a witty and sarcastic reply.
Bluejay decided she had to sleep with me. Ohhh... she is simply the sweetest thing. Of course, sleeping with Bluejay has its downsides, too. Along with Blue comes Laura the bear, a cardboard book about The Three Blind Mice, and Our Lord Jesus, also known as Courtney.
Poor Jesus has had his face painted with my favorite blue nailpolish, and his once white robe has been permanately stained with dad's shoepolish. Luckily, Our Lord Courtney is made of plastic and will not break easily, thus, we need not worry about headless Jesuses running around with black robes. Wouldn't that be satanic?
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