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Issues...An Understatement


Korahh
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A Day In The Life Of A Blonde Bachelor
Noon-Woke up this morning, took a shower and had a staring contest in the mirror. I lost 2 times but I won on the third round…I made myself a trophy and hung it by my mirror…that’ll show him.

1:30 pm- Went to go get the paper, but it looks like the Petersons didn’t pay their bill.

1:35pm- I called to order a pizza. The lady there was really rude and then she told
me to call a pizza place. MAN! Things have to be so difficult these days!!

2pm- Pizza guy came. The weirdest thing happened. He gave me the pizza and of corse I paid for it and just before I shut the door I hear him say, “ehem…do I get my tip?”… (Me) “You need a tip?” (Pizza guy) “Yes, that would be nice” (Me) “oooooo-k…ummm, well lets see, you could use a different hairstyle”... (long pause) “Ok thank you for the pizza and have a good day.” (Door shuts)

3pm-Finally caught up with the ceiling fan. It helped me realize how dirty my floor was after I collapsed.

3:30pm- Looked for a job but I couldn’t find one so I went back inside, my show’s on.

4:15pm- Got myself stuck in my bottom drawer. HEY…it’s my underwear…I wondered wear those went.

5:30pm- Finally got out.

6:30pm- Made dinner with a friend.

7:30pm- Joseph had to go home, it was his curfew and his mom was suppose to give him a bath tonight. That’s too bad cuz we were going to play videogames.

8pm- Wrote a poem:
Roses are blue
Violets are Green
Don’t ever eat glue
Beer makes me pee

10pm- Fell asleep trying to keep up with all the moving dots in my dark bedroom.






 
 
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