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I'm a girl that plans on puting the lyrics to her fave songs in here. But evey now and then put some random BS or peoms and maybe some stories.
To much time in Biology with Vampiers on the mind
Ok So I was looking through the glossary in my texet book and fond some words that I thout could be used with vampiers..... Note this well be like Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictony(sp?) And I'm not makeing fun of vampiers or Lestat or anyone I was just bord. Note this for matrue people only! So no flameing saying stuff like that is Gross or anything Caose you were warned!



Actin: Well he did act in two movies.

Asexual Reproduction: Well it takes one vamp to make a fledging but it took two to make Clauda so would it be sexual ?

Cell Theory: That cell in theory well be just fine...... As long as you dont put a vampier in it.

Cell Wall: There was a cell wall there once....... But some idot put a straveing vampire in the cell now its gone.

Class: Lestat has class.

Clone: Dont vampiers make clones really? Insted of fledings?

Diploid: Lestat you diploid!

Dominant: Out of Lestat and Louis? I'd say Lestat was the dominant one.

Fossil: Maruis is an old fossil. A fossil that could kick my a** for that comment yes, but he's still a old fossil.

Genus : Lestat thinks he's a genus.

Half-Life: Vampiers have half lives........ Where could I get one? My friends say I need one........

Ok thats all I have right now but I well be adding more........ And no flameing........
They will be laughfed at...........You have been warned!






User Comments: [4]
FutureSorcererSupreme
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Sat Feb 24, 2007 @ 07:41pm


lol I like that... and now that I've been in 7th grade science for half a year, I understand most of those words... strange, I never pay attention in that class. ^^;; Lol, I need a life too! XD


Yuro_23
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Sun Feb 25, 2007 @ 07:19pm


wow!!.............


catna
Community Member





Tue Feb 27, 2007 @ 01:42am


Lol good job


Claudia the Vampire Child
Community Member





Tue Oct 16, 2007 @ 11:53pm


XD
OMG This is hillarous!!!
I love the Asexual and donimate definations!!!!!!!!

Are/ HAve you made more???


User Comments: [4]
 
 
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