Straight from the mouth of my release expert, Cillian`s Chainsaw, I've been notified that there are exactly 30 days until the end of humanity! That's right, folks, in precisely 30 days the infection will be released and hoardes of rage-infected citizens will, again, be mauling the living for our entertainment.
On Friday, May 11th, 2007, the infected are rising again and Americans are no match for these blood-thirsty fiends!
However, this could all been avoided if it weren't for those godforsaken animal-libbers! Good frikkin' job, guys! Now we are all ******** royally and it's your fault! How do you feel? Like s**t, I hope.
On a saddening note, I've also been informed that Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris, and Megan Burns are not in the credited cast. That means no Jim, Selena, or Hannah. Do we find out what happens to them? Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. But, I will be able to tell you on May 11th! I don't know what time, But I DO know I will see it the second I am physically possible.
Well, I'm done ranting.
But seriously, go see that movie, man.
 Kitten Poisonface · Wed Apr 11, 2007 @ 05:58pm · 1 Comments |
