Well, it's like the title says. I'm an angry little person. And these are my unbridled and potentially offensive thoughts. So for my first entry, I'm going to answer some questions you may or may not have, depending on how much of an a*****e you are. Think of it as "preventative bitching." -Yes, I'm supposed to look like this. -Yes, I do in fact have a boyfriend. -No, I'm not a n00b. Screw you. -Yes, I find squirrels, the color pink, and Homestar Runner highly amusing. -No, I don't want to be your friend unless I already am. -Yes, I read comics, play videogames, and watch cartoons four or more hours a day. Deal with it. -No, I will not donate to you. Ever. Ever ever. -No, I'm not doing this for attention. That's for all you little bastards who go home and carve stars into your arms and ankles with your mommy's kitchen knife because you think your parents don't love you since they wouldn't buy you that new ******** Hawethorn Heights CD. Go ******** yourselves.You're emo, your music sucks, and ICP rules anyway. -Yes, ICP does in fact rule.
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE COOLER THAN ME.
And that's that. Tune in next week for more exciting adventures featuring Nerd Girl, and her trusty sidekick Geek Boy.
Patchy · Sun Mar 27, 2005 @ 10:00pm · 0 Comments |