Good Burger The Movie For President 2008!
Vice President and running mate: Bill Cosby!
Secretary of State: Master Chief - He keeps the opponents in a state of dead.
Secretary of the Treasury: Pop Tarts - America's most valuable treasure
Secretary of Defense: Vin Diesel - Nobody wants to ******** with VD
Attorney General: Christopher Walken - Dude, no comment needed
Secretary of the Interior: Leah Dizon - I wanna be in her interior Rawr
Secretary of Agriculture: Charles Manson - Made sense to Good Burger, it made sense to me
Secretary of Commerce: Jack Daniels - Sex sells. Alcohol leads to sex
Secretary of Labor: John Stewart - He is Jewish, and they labored pretty well building my ancestors some pyramids
Secretary of Health: Darth Vader - That suit keeps him healthy
Housing and Urban Development: All of Sparta - Because I said so
Secretary of Transportation: Enzo Ferrari - Transportation was never better than when Ferrari did it
Secretary of Energy: Neil Peart - Ever listen to Rush? Pure energy coming from them drums
Secretary of Education: Richard Garfield - Magic is a well educated game
Secretary of Veteran's affairs: Hulk Hogan - He'll help the veterans, brotha
Secretary of Homeland Security: Dinosaurs - I dun see any meteors this time.
 Tammpwn · Fri May 04, 2007 @ 12:55pm · 2 Comments |
